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Last week we discussed folklore as a gauge for the values of the society that created them.

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Today, today we get more specific.

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Today we're going to talk about butt taxes. That's much more specific.

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No, we're not talking about that tonight. We're going to be talking about urban legends and the such and the like.

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I have a lot of opinions and I'm going to share them with you.

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First, I'm going to share the date and stuff, right? That's how we're supposed to do it.

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Hold on a second. There we go. We got that going.

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Cool. Today everybody is October 14th, 2026.

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It's a Wednesday. It's 10.01 on the diet. All right. I'm not going to lie about the time.

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Well, slumped over.

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Oh, gosh.

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There we go. Let's open a mug root beer. There's no caffeine in these suckers. That's why they're not so good.

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There we go. Hey, doctor, I'll answer your calls when I answer them, I guess.

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I feel like my audio is all weird. I don't know what's going on. Maybe my ears are weird.

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I think I'm getting clogged up in the head.

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Ah.

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Ugh. Mug root beer tastes like soap.

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People say cilantro tastes like soap. Well, they obviously haven't had mug root beer in a long time.

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They should call it soap, soap root beer.

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Now, it sounds normal to you, I'm sure, but to me it just sounds a little weird, partner.

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But that's okay. I'll deal with it. It's only in my head. It's only in my head.

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Probably all those gummies that I stuck on my ass earlier.

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You ever see those? They're a new gummy.

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They're shaped like little wieners and you stick them in your butt and you get high.

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That's pretty cool.

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Prophylactics.

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Prophylactic THC technology coming to you from the future, delivered today, rectally.

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Oh boy. What a way to start a podcast.

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Anyway, let's talk about some stuff here. We got a lot of stuff to get through.

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Is the NOAA gender stream still, is it still a...

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I can't read the chat while you're saying stuff like that.

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So Adam is done with NOAA gender. Is that what I hear?

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Is the news that Adam Curry is no longer going to be doing the NOAA gender show?

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I think he's been using guest hosts. He's been using Rob Dew and...

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What's his name?

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Dubeti? Pernetti? Scufetti? Sufletti? Dave?

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Who is he? I forgot his name, but it sounds like some sort of Italian pasta.

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Suflet? Either way.

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Yeah, he's on, but he does that show with his pastor now.

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We get to do this podcast. Did he announce it on there?

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I think he might have announced it on We Get to Do This podcast.

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We Get to Do This.

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Adam shares why his next chapter is calling him into Kingdom Work.

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He's returning to God!

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Interesting.

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NOAA gender, this is probably good for him.

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Because NOAA gender, not to be... I love NOAA gender.

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I'm not saying that I don't. I've listened to it.

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I listened to every single episode.

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Maybe I didn't listen to the first couple hundred.

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I probably got in a little bit later, but...

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Why go back? It'll be interesting to go back one day as a look into the past.

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It's all doom and gloom and stuff. That NOAA agenda.

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The NOAA agenda. Let's talk about garden gnomes, everybody.

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Garden gnomes. NoAA agenda. That would be pretty cool, actually.

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What is he doing? Is he just totally quitting? Is the show passing on?

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Let's see if it's in here.

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Father, we get to do this. That's our heart. It's not just the show title.

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It really is the mantra of our life.

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We get back to your God.

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Driving to pick up Tina yesterday at San Antonio, she's hard.

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I need a bot to go through this.

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It would be at the very end of the credits.

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You'd have to record it and pause it to read it.

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And it was always politically motivated.

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And he actually just won an award that we're talking about.

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I'm probably going to get that.

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I'll just have to listen to it later.

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I wonder what's going to happen, though.

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Is Void Zero going to stop supporting the NOAA agenda stream?

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Are all these chat rooms going to crash soon?

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Is the sewer chat still up?

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This is all... Most of this technology, not all of it.

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I hooked my own stuff into their technology.

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So I'm not reliant on the NOAA agenda stream.

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But I am concerned. I love the NOAA agenda stream.

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I love Adam Curry, too. I can't wait to listen to it.

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We get to do this with Jim Pruitt.

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Pruitt Nettie. Jim Pruitt Nettie.

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No, it's Dana Brunetti. There we go.

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Ha!

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Does he announce it on the last NOAA agenda?

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NOAAGENDASHOW.NET.

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Is it, like, at the end? Is it all the way at the end of it?

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Oh, wait. I can't listen to this stream.

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I'll hear myself, right? Won't I? Is this going to...

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Nick the Rat Radio is live. 917-719-523.

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Does he announce it on the last NOAA agenda?

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NOAAGENDASHOW. Okay.

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Either way, we're going to find out soon.

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We'll definitely find out next week, I guess, for sure.

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Because next week we're going to have a special guest on.

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We're going to have John's Kid.

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We're going to have John Esdvorak live.

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He wants to be on live. We're going to talk about ghosts and some cool stuff.

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It's going to be awesome.

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So if you're around next week, you're in for a real treat.

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Real treat next week.

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You can just skip this episode. You don't even have to listen to this episode.

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Just tune in next week, okay? There you go.

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Everybody, just go to sleep.

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Go to bed.

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What does the S stand for in China?

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Did he say, did he ever say?

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I think it's like smart or something?

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Super intelligence.

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Yeah, John is going to come on next week.

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He was almost about to come on this week.

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But I was like, man, hold on, man.

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I need to get all of my questions together for you, sir.

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I got a lot of questions for you. I need answered.

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Mr. John Esdvorak.

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It's going to be a great episode. It's going to be cool.

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He's from what I know of him.

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I dig a lot of the stuff he digs.

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So it will be fun.

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You want me to open the lines for him next week or right now?

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I don't know if I'm going to have open...

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I might open them for him, but I got to give him a lot of warnings about the sewer chatters out there.

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I don't even know what Mr. Hermannica Man has been sending me,

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but he's been sending me stuff to my email.

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I might...

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Should I look for it?

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I don't even...

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I shall not play...

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I shall not play any Hermannica Man stuff.

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Because I don't screen anything.

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I like to live in the moment with you people.

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And playing stuff from Mr. Hermannica Man.

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Mr. H.

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How do I find his email?

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Hermannica?

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What about his Mannica?

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I don't know. I can't find it.

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I'm not prepared for tonight's show everybody.

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Tonight, we're free ball...

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No, I got a lot of notes here.

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I got a lot of notes, a lot of things to talk about.

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But yeah, because the news is fucking horrible stuff.

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There's the guy on...

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This is what everybody's talking about.

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Everybody's talking about the Six Flags Great Adventure guy.

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Poor soul, man.

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He apparently flew out of a roller coaster.

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Well, his kid was next to him.

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And he tumbled.

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He might have crashed into other people.

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I don't know the official word.

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This is the problem with the news cycle.

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Like, modern...

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We're living in a time where urban legends are the news.

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Because we don't know what the hell is going on ever.

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Lots of notes.

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And they try to get the news in before there's any actual real facts.

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So you get the CBS colon...

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I was watching the news.

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They had a kid...

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There were adults in a car giving an interview like,

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oh yeah, from what we know, we saw this happening.

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And they're like in the car coming home from Six Flags.

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Apparently they just witnessed this.

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And the news is like, we need to put you guys on the air right now.

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So you could say, absolutely nothing.

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I actually think one of the people in that clip were lying.

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I wish I could find...

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I'm not going to be able to find this.

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I think I'm going to see CNBC, CNBC Six Flags car interview.

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I don't think I'm going to find this.

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I was watching it live on television.

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CNBC Six Flags car interview.

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But let me just do a quick search here.

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If I see what I saw, then I will play it.

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But if I don't, then I will not.

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And I am...

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Let me just do Six Flags car interview.

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See if that comes up with anything.

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Okay, no, it doesn't.

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But it was like two people in the front seat.

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The guy in the back seat was white, the girl was Latina,

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I was like, this is cool.

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This is America, baby.

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Come together of the people, go into Six Flags together,

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ride on these roller coasters where they might die.

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But I wish I clipped it.

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I wish I had a clip of it because the guy in the front seat,

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he seriously said that the guy flew out of the chair

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at the exact same moment where the camera takes a picture of you.

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I wish I was recording this because there's no way

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that this guy flew out of the roller coaster

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at the exact time that the camera was taking pictures of this shit.

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of some dude flying out of a goddamn roller coaster.

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Did they ever say what happened yet?

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Is this lawsuit still being covered up by Six Flags?

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If this was just like a malfunction of the equipment

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and the guy wasn't talking around and did anything wrong,

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then I might not ever go on another roller coaster in my entire life.

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Sure thing, they're fun, but are they worth it?

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I don't know.

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Whenever I see those carny rides,

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they just set up shop and they build the big ferris wheel

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or whatever, I'm like, I'm not going to.

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I won't risk that.

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I know we're not in India or some other place,

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but they can malfunction.

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Sure, the likelihood of you dying on a roller coaster

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is pretty low, but is it really worth it?

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I'm sure.

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I go in cars and shit still,

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but you got to go some places.

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Getting into a car to go somewhere is more than just trying to flip upside down

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to get your heartbeat going.

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The air flowing through your ears and your rears.

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Oh, man.

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So yeah, that story's just been all over the damn place.

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Can't get away from it, and I'm not helping.

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So that's more doom and gloom for you.

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This is probably why he left no agenda,

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because they were deconstructing the news,

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and the news is only bad, and it's incomplete.

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And I can really just get you lost.

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This is it.

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I found it.

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Let's see if we could listen.

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Somebody fell and we initially thought of it.

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We heard people coming off and screaming,

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and some kid telling us somebody fell

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and we initially thought it was a prank.

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Instead of exiting, we went backwards to check and see if it was true,

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and a girl came out with her very white skirt full of blood.

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At the end of the ride where they take photos,

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and you can kind of see what's supposed to be a thrilling experience,

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put your hands up, you could see images of the person out of the seat.

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So it looks like the belt dislodged, and he flew out,

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and you can see him on the girl that we were talking about on her road behind.

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There were children, there was a dad and a son.

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So there is a picture of this.

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This is, I think it was Six Flags Texas or some shit.

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This morning, authorities in Georgia are investigating a horrific fall

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from this popular Six Flags roller coaster

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that left one person dead and several others injured.

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Apparently he fell on some people too.

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Imagine you're on a roller coaster and some dude falls on you.

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Goliath, and they're closing it down.

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Is this gonna like bankrupt Six Flags?

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I heard they were already not doing well.

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Yeah, he was a teacher, he had a kid.

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They released his name, but they didn't say what happened yet

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from what I know.

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But some other weird news out there, let's switch news stories here.

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We got P. Diddy, got beat up by some Jamaican drug lord while he was in prison.

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And it happened to coincide with the conviction of Tupac's killer.

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I wonder if there is a coincidence because people say,

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rumors on the internet is that P. Diddy paid somebody to kill Tupac Shakur.

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So yeah, P. Diddy got his ass kicked.

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Apparently.

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Um, yeah.

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How does that happen?

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Like, I thought he was in like, in like minimum security prison.

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How do you wind up with a Jamaican drug lord?

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I guess, you know, if you're a drug lord, you could probably get into minimum security too.

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I don't understand that story.

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I really don't care either.

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I was never a fan of P. Diddy.

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I was like, why did Biggie Smalls team up with this little freak?

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But he did.

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Like, man, P. Diddy, I mean, Biggie was like so cool and dirty.

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He was just like a filthy rapper.

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And then P. Diddy came long and made him all gay or something.

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I don't know.

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Wearing white suits and whatever.

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Hold on one second. Where are my...

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Where's my... Where's my notes?

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Oh, there they go.

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Meh, meh, meh. I found them. I found my notes.

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This is great.

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What else do we get? We have a lot of stuff here.

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We got... Let's talk about media.

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What I've... What I watched this week.

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Emergency, emergency.

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The first thing I saw was an old TV series from the year 2000 created by Stefan Kingdimala.

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It was Rose Red.

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It was a rose... I saw... I watched the TV miniseries.

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That was big in the year 2000.

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Rose Red. It was a three-nighter.

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It actually took me a couple of nights because it was pretty long.

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It was like three episodes and each episode was about two hours or so.

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It started off... It started off interesting.

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I was like, wow, this little girl used her mind powers to crush a house, kill a dog.

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I was like, this is cool. I get behind this house crushing with...

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She's made stones fall out of the sky.

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Don't forget that part because apparently it's happening in other places too.

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And then the show just got way, way over the shark.

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It was the shore, you go into a spooky house

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and I guess you're not supposed to act normal or something, but these people were just acting like complete tards.

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There was no logic to what they were doing.

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There was no... Sure, you could say they went insane.

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You went in the house, you go crazy. Sure, I guess.

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But that's just lazy. What they were doing was...

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Yeah, I don't know. It was okay show, I guess.

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If you're really into Stephen King and spooky houses, I guess you could give it a watch.

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Quality didn't seem to hold up very well.

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I don't know if there's a good quality version of Rose Redd somewhere, but it looks like it was on TV in the 90s.

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If you know what I mean.

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Started off kind of strong.

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First hour and a half.

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And also the dude from Warcraft, not Warcraft, Witchcraft, not Witchcraft.

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Warlock.

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Warlock, the actor from Warlock from the 90s, that dude.

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He was in it as well. He was playing a psychic.

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I was like, that's cool too. I like that.

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This guy could play a really cool psychic.

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He creeped me out as a Warlock when I was a kid growing up and he was cutting fingers off people and chasing them around and shit.

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I should give that movie a watch again. I should watch that one.

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I wonder what that... What is that rated? What did Warlock get rated on? Rotten Tomatoes.

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Warlock. Rotten Tomatoes.

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75. Really?

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Now it's got a 56 on the Tomato Meter and 48 on the Popcorn Meter.

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And for a horror movie from 1990, that means it's gotta be pretty amazing.

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I gotta check that one out again.

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So yeah, that guy's in it.

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What is his name?

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What be his name?

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Julian Sands.

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Julian Sands, he died, I think, kind of recently in a tragic mountain climbing experiment or something.

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I don't know why people do extreme stuff that puts their body in harm's way.

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I know life is kind of scary and why not make it even more scary, but...

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You gotta protect your head and stuff.

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You gotta... I don't know.

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Climbing Mountains is different than dying on a roller coaster, but still, two bad ways of going.

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Yeah, so yeah, Rose Redd was that. Then I started watching the new Carrie series.

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And it's better than I thought.

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I'm only three episodes in, but it's still...

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I didn't really want to even watch it because Carrie was pretty like a boring movie.

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Carrie was not a great movie. It was very slow, and then there was like a cool ending.

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It was like, oh man, look at all the blood.

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I don't even know the last time I saw Carrie, but it was like, eh.

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It wasn't a great movie from what I remembered, so I never really came back to it.

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It's like, oh, let's touch you, this little girl at school.

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I don't really want to see a TV. I don't want to see this updated.

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I don't want to see a kid getting abused at school, but it hasn't been so bad yet.

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Kind of building more stuff around it.

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Carrie couldn't make rocks fall from the sky just like the girl from Rose Redd.

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Spoiler. Sorry, I should have said it was a spoiler.

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But yeah, it was... I think Stephen King, even though he's got a lot of books,

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I think it's still all one book if you know what I'm trying to say.

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Which is kind of cool. It's got a shared universe of crazy shit that's happening.

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So yeah, maybe if you like Carrie, then definitely watch the new TV show.

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It's pretty cool. I gotta watch to the end.

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Can't really give my whole opinion on it.

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It's kind of annoying because it's filled with little bitchy teenage girls.

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And nobody wants to watch that because it's just annoying.

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So there are definitely a bunch of little bitchy teenage girls in the show.

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Which is like, oh man.

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But I do know what's coming to them, so it's kind of interesting.

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But I don't know if I really want to sit through a whole TV show series about it.

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Like, just give me the good stuff.

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Give me the good stuff.

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I wasn't really a big fan of Carrie, the movie, so why am I even watching the show?

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Because it's not bad. It's not bad. Not good. I'll tell you how it is when it's over.

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But until then...

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Then I also kind of side-watched.

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I was playing the Halloween video game still. I'm still playing that.

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I'm finding it still entertaining.

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Even though it is definitely getting repetitive.

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They are coming out with a new map for it soon, which might brighten it up.

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Also, I still never played it as Michael Myers.

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I've only played it as the civilians in that game.

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So maybe when I get really bored of it as being the civilians, I'll play as Michael Myers.

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I don't know.

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So while I was playing that, I was actually...

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It was on a 2B, I think.

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Man, you go to 2B, you find a whole bunch of free baloney.

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There was Halloween, Rob Zombie's Halloween.

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Wow.

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That's... That was a... It was a movie.

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Would I suggest it?

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Would I suggest you watch Rob Zombie's Halloween?

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Well, from what I saw out of the corner of my eye,

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if you are really obsessed with Michael Myers

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and you want to learn more about him

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and you want him to have a backstory where he's a kid

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and his family is horrible and there's bullies and all that stuff in it.

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And if you want to see that, then yeah, check it out.

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But it was pretty silly that they gave him a weird backstory like that.

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His new masks were kind of cool.

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I'll give Rob Zombie that.

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But the overall of the movie was...

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He also grunts. It kind of ruins Michael Myers.

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Michael Myers is supposed to be like...

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He's not supposed to go...

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They made him like a grunting hulk.

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So that is... That is not cool.

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He's got to be quiet, Michael Myers.

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He's a silent slasher.

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He's a mysterious, magical shape.

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He's not a hulking man.

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He is a evil. He is evil.

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And he's been shot six times, just like Tupac.

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Maybe Dr. Loom has killed Tupac.

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You've got to get that guy in the stand.

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Also, what's his name?

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What was Dr. Loom is in the movie?

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Again, Hannibal Lecter. That guy.

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I think it was Hannibal Lecter.

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No, it wasn't. It was that other guy.

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It was the other... It was the bootleg Hannibal Lecter.

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I've got to look this up now.

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What is that dude's name?

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Rob Zombies. Halloween.

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Doctor for Do... Malcolm McDewel.

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McDewel.

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Dwell.

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Malcolm McDowell.

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He was Dr. Loom is.

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And...

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Brad Dorff's in it?

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Cool.

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Brad Dorff.

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Brad Dorff. He's great.

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Oh, yeah, he was in it. He was one of the cops.

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Oh, yeah, he was in it.

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Oh, yeah, and Danny Trejo was in it.

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A whole bunch of people and you start watching it.

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Like, wow, he's in it?

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I remember that happening now.

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But it still was, you know...

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It was a movie.

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It wasn't...

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Yeah, I wouldn't suggest it.

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You watch Halloween 2 or 3, you know, and go have fun.

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Go have fun.

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If you want a good movie, if you want some background

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noise while you're playing

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some video games,

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put it on, yeah.

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I'd give it a... It was okay.

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You made a movie, Rob Zombie.

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I'll give you that. It was a movie.

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There was a beginning, middle, and end.

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So congratulations, Robert Zombie Boy.

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Let's see here.

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Uh...

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What else happened in the news?

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Oh, there's a lot of stuff.

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Let's take a quick music break.

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I'm gonna rest my vocal chords for a minute.

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Uh, we shall...

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be back.

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Right after this cool-ass song

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called Happier Days

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by the Reaper...

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Peeper.

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Peppery.

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Peppery.

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Peppery.

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Peppery.

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Peppery.

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Peppery.

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Peppery.

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Peppery.

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Peppery.

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Peppery.

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Pepper.

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Peppery.

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Peppery.

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Peppery.

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Peppery.

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Peppery.

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Welcome back everybody.

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We still have some more bad news to go through.

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Where's the good news?

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Where's the good news?

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Good news everybody.

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There's no news anymore.

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I mean that'd be great.

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I never asked for this.

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Me neither.

489
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There's that woman that bit somebody on a plane.

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What was her deal?

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What was the deal with that lady?

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That lady who bit somebody.

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She bit on somebody.

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She was biting on them.

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Famous lady.

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She has some issues though I think.

497
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:55,200
The lady who bit someone on a plane.

498
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,880
What's going on in sewer chat?

499
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,720
There's numbers going through.

500
00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:59,720
Selma Blair.

501
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,880
Let's put this in the other window here so we could all see.

502
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:10,080
Who did she bite?

503
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:14,760
Actress Selma Blair was arrested and charged after an in-flight disturbance on a Delta

504
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:18,920
Airlines flight from Los Angeles to New York.

505
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:26,960
On Sunday night, the 54 year old actress allegedly tried to open an airplane door mid-flight

506
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,000
with her snakes on a plane.

507
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:36,040
She punched and bit a flight attendant and left another crew member with a cut slash

508
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,040
laceration.

509
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:41,040
It's kind of funny cut slash laceration.

510
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,540
Damn.

511
00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:44,640
Damn Selma Blair what happened?

512
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,640
The arrest.

513
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,640
I break this down.

514
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:47,640
It makes this exciting.

515
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,120
This is Google Gemini news.

516
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:56,920
Port Authority police met the plane at the gate when it landed in JFK.

517
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:03,880
Blair came out shooting and the police took her down with tasers and spray.

518
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:07,480
She was taken into custody and transported to the hospital.

519
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:14,640
Prosecutors later alleged that she also kicked a nurse and law enforcement officer right

520
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,640
in the nuts.

521
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:21,800
Blair pleaded not guilty in Queen's criminal court to assault charges and received a federal

522
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:28,800
summons from the FBI for assaulting within a special maritime and territorial jurisdictions.

523
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,879
She was released on $20,000 bail.

524
00:33:32,879 --> 00:33:40,879
Her attorney, Sean Barnes stated that Blair experienced a severe medical emergency after

525
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:46,000
falling and hitting her head on the plane and missing her medication.

526
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,080
What the hell?

527
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,080
She has MS.

528
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,960
Alright MS I'll fuck you up.

529
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,639
But you know you shouldn't bite people.

530
00:33:54,639 --> 00:33:57,199
How many people get bitten from MS people?

531
00:33:57,199 --> 00:33:59,560
Is that like something that happens?

532
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,840
Is it common?

533
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:06,840
Is it common for people with MS to bite others?

534
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:10,080
Let's see what the AI says for that question.

535
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:14,560
No it is not common for people with MS to bite others.

536
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,560
Alright so look.

537
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:24,560
Well maybe she should get that looked at.

538
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,239
Maybe she was turned into a zombie.

539
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:33,239
Maybe she wanted some brains.

540
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:38,560
Well I hope she gets the help she needs.

541
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,560
Amen.

542
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:45,560
Walter White's kid committed suicide.

543
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,560
What is his name?

544
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,560
He's a good actor.

545
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,560
White's son.

546
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,560
RJ Middy?

547
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,560
RJ Middy.

548
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:02,560
Known aka Walter White Jr. Flynn.

549
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:05,560
He committed suicide.

550
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,560
He was only 34.

551
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,560
They don't say how he did it.

552
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,560
So you know don't be nosy.

553
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,560
But it probably involved alcohol.

554
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:25,560
How can we not bring alcohol companies to the stand like we do guns and cigarettes and

555
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:32,560
pornography and marijuana or SRIs?

556
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,560
Supposedly he was getting married.

557
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,560
He was getting married to his hot chick too man.

558
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:40,560
She was really hot and they either had, did he get married?

559
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,560
Was he married?

560
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:47,560
I don't know exactly what happened but apparently he paid a lot of money for his wedding and

561
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,560
his money manager like robbed him too.

562
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:57,560
So he was apparently in like really bad financial dire situation.

563
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:01,560
That is sad that this dude did that because of money.

564
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:09,560
But you know I guess if he had money and then you lose it that's kind of fucked up.

565
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,560
He has CP.

566
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,560
He had cerebral palsy not multiple sclerosis.

567
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,560
I wonder if he's ever bitten somebody.

568
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:22,560
I hope not.

569
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,560
He was a prominent disabled rights advocate.

570
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,560
Yeah he was a good dude.

571
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:31,560
He was a good dude and somebody fucked him over I think and caused him to do something

572
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,560
bad to himself people.

573
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:38,560
If you're in dire straits look for help somewhere.

574
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:51,560
I think Sony is probably going to need help from somebody soon because they just jail

575
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,560
broke the PlayStation 5 everybody.

576
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,560
Let's hear it in the audience.

577
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:57,560
There we go.

578
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,560
I need an applause or something.

579
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,560
That's not going to work here.

580
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,560
Do we have any applause?

581
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:03,560
What's that?

582
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,560
It's when people slap their meat together.

583
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:10,560
All right so there we go.

584
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:14,560
The Sony PlayStation has been jail broke.

585
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,560
Jail broke did did did.

586
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:24,560
Yeah it's basically it's over for them.

587
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:28,560
AI is the prime suspect in the PS5 jailbreak surge.

588
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:32,560
Get scared everybody.

589
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:39,560
AI is jailbreaking and letting you use your own equipment as it was meant to be used as

590
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,560
a computer.

591
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,560
You can install Linux on it.

592
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,560
You can install Windows.

593
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:48,560
You could play you could play your PlayStation 2 games.

594
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:52,560
You could play whatever you want on it.

595
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:57,560
Yeah so it's going to be it's pretty cool.

596
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:03,560
It's pretty cool that they have jail broken the PlayStation 5 and that's going to mean

597
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:10,560
Grand Theft Auto 6 is probably going to be on the PS I mean the PlayStation I mean the

598
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:22,560
PC because if you could get it going on there and then this is this is a I think this is

599
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,560
going to cause a lot of issues for Sony.

600
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:32,560
I think Sony is is probably looking for some for a way out.

601
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,560
It's going to be cool.

602
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:41,560
AI is going to bring the end of his civilization.

603
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,560
It's collapsing the giant corporations.

604
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,560
First they got Adobe.

605
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,560
Oh you want Photoshop for free.

606
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:56,560
What is what has been the consensus of that so far.

607
00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:01,560
I go to a couple of people on I'll check into that later.

608
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:05,560
There's a couple artists that were reviewing it on their YouTube channels but I'm not going

609
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:11,560
to go over there now.

610
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,560
WWE is going to rumble.

611
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,560
I don't know how that's going to work.

612
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,560
I don't know if it's all going to be free.

613
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,560
It's going to be kind of cool to be able to see wrestling live for free.

614
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:27,560
I guess I don't know where you could even is there like Friday night Smackdown on regular TV still.

615
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,560
I don't know how wrestling has been doing.

616
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:36,560
I miss I miss the WWF as I was discussing earlier.

617
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:41,560
It's the everybody looks the same now.

618
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:48,560
All of the same man.

619
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:52,560
It's a.

620
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:58,560
They're all like sweaty long haired tan guys wearing black tights.

621
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:04,560
That's what happened all the cool colors and the different shapes and the different characters.

622
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:11,560
The only WWE person that seems to be any different from everybody now is like that guy that was Dan

623
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,560
Howzen who who says you're cursed.

624
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,560
I don't think I've ever seen him wrestle.

625
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,560
Does he actually even wrestle?

626
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,560
What was the last time that dude wrestled is that?

627
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,560
Hold on.

628
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:24,560
Let's see here.

629
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,560
Dan Howzen is that his name?

630
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:31,560
The wrestler.

631
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,560
This dude wrestles.

632
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:43,560
I see there's not even any pictures of him wrestling.

633
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,560
Does he go to AI mode?

634
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:51,560
When's the last time?

635
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,560
Well, when was his last match?

636
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:55,560
That's a good question.

637
00:40:55,560 --> 00:41:02,560
Now I'll get to the the nut of this quandary.

638
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:10,560
Dan Howzen's last televised match took place on October 9th, 2026 where he squared off against Conther.

639
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:17,560
I'm sure it's just a big guy with greasy hair and tight black underwear.

640
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:21,560
Let's see if I was correct.

641
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,560
Apparently there is video of this.

642
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:30,560
I'm probably going to get banned from every streaming service for even suggesting to watch this on air.

643
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:31,560
Let's see what this guy looks like.

644
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:38,560
He is a big dude with short hair and black trunks on that.

645
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,560
He is wrestling.

646
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:44,560
So Dan Howzen just got killed.

647
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:45,560
I think he got killed.

648
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,560
He didn't even do any wrestling.

649
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,560
The match started and he just...

650
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:54,560
Is that real?

651
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,560
That's okay.

652
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,560
So yeah, wrestling needs to be done.

653
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:03,560
Well, you can watch it on Rumble now.

654
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:10,560
Go to Rumble and watch the WWE.

655
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,560
Make sense it's on Rumble.

656
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:16,560
That's the name.

657
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,560
Big controversy.

658
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,560
Big controversy happening.

659
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:31,560
Shane Gillis has apparently twisted the internet's nipple.

660
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:39,560
He said something that a lot of people found not funny.

661
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:45,560
They were like, that is not funny.

662
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,560
I don't even know if I can repeat what he said.

663
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:54,560
If I repeat what Shane Gillis said, I might get kicked off the internet.

664
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:59,560
Let's listen to some people that were really mad at him sing a song about him.

665
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:04,560
That would be fun.

666
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:34,560
You gotta give it to them.

667
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,560
They got really good vocals.

668
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:38,560
This is in AI.

669
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,560
This is two people singing.

670
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:46,560
You gotta give it up for these singers.

671
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,560
Let's listen to more of this cringe.

672
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:23,560
If you're a girl or if you're queer, no marginalized group is safe when Shane Gillis is near.

673
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:29,560
If the joke is about you and it kinda makes you frown, don't defend yourself.

674
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,560
Enjoy getting punched down.

675
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,560
Comedy's just worse.

676
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,560
Comedy's not mean.

677
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,560
Comedy's just white guys saying all the same things.

678
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,560
Comedy's color blind.

679
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,560
Comedy is the chillest.

680
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:46,560
Whatever is before my Shane Gillis.

681
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:51,560
That was a bravo to these people because they are right.

682
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,560
Shane Gillis is hilarious.

683
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,560
And it's fun to punch down on people.

684
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:02,560
It's really...

685
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:08,560
Anyway, yeah, so Shane Gillis said that women dress like whores at the gym.

686
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:14,560
I can't confirm or deny this because I'm too cheap to go to the gym.

687
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,560
I wouldn't pay money to go work out.

688
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,560
I don't understand that.

689
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:24,560
I think people that go to gyms are...

690
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,560
What are those people called that like to flaunt their money?

691
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,560
I wanna say that.

692
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:32,560
If you go to a gym, you're a flauntier.

693
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,560
Man or woman.

694
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,560
You just like to say, oh look at this.

695
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:41,560
I could lift this in front of everybody.

696
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,560
You could lift shit at home.

697
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:48,560
Why do you have to go to the gym and pay a lot of money to pick something up?

698
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:54,560
It's gotta be for that thing.

699
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:55,560
I'm sure...

700
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,560
Yeah, it's also some people that don't have weights,

701
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:00,560
but the amount of gym membership cost,

702
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:05,560
you could buy a set of dumbbells and be done with it right there.

703
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:06,560
What do they got?

704
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,560
Oh, they got kettlebells and they got the bench press.

705
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:14,560
You could do all that shit with a set of fucking dumbbells, man.

706
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,560
Get something heavy.

707
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,560
Pick it up.

708
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,560
Damn it.

709
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,560
It's gonna call them socialites.

710
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,560
Is that what it is?

711
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,560
It's not a socialite.

712
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,560
A flauntier, man.

713
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:29,560
That's what I'm gonna call them.

714
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,560
They're flauntiers.

715
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:37,560
But he said that women dress like whores at the gym.

716
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,560
I don't know.

717
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,560
And really pissed them off too.

718
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:45,560
Made all these whores so mad.

719
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:52,560
If it makes you mad, that obviously means that you think he's talking about you.

720
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:58,560
He said that they wear these shorts that point at their buttholes.

721
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,560
I don't know what he's talking about.

722
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:04,560
If anybody knows what these butthole shorts that Shane Gillis is talking about...

723
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,560
Let me see if...

724
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,560
Yeah, I can help me.

725
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:19,560
What are the shorts that point at your butthole that Shane Gillis was talking about?

726
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:30,560
The shorts Shane Gillis described in his monologue are commonly known as scrunch butt shorts.

727
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:36,560
Let's see.

728
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:41,560
I'm not paying the Washington Post to find out what scrunch butt shorts are.

729
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,560
I'll just do a Google search.

730
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:44,560
Here we go.

731
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:45,560
Let's get this going.

732
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,560
We're gonna search Google for that.

733
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,560
Oh, yeah.

734
00:47:50,560 --> 00:48:03,560
What is the reason to have the thong pulling your underwear tighter up your ass?

735
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,560
This guy's got it too.

736
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,560
Is this guy's ass right here?

737
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:12,560
These underwear, I don't know whose ass I'm looking at anymore if they're do's or ladies.

738
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,560
Do they...

739
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:22,560
Why do girls wear these tight things other than to show off their buttocks?

740
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:30,560
Wouldn't it be more comfortable to be wearing loose garments as you work out?

741
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:35,560
I'm gonna be looking at these booty shorts.

742
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,560
CrazyYoga.us.

743
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:39,560
Crazy.

744
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:40,560
What is it?

745
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,560
They got booty shorts.

746
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,560
You should be wearing loose fitting clothes.

747
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,560
I don't understand these women.

748
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:54,560
I kind of understand it when you're doing like aerobics and whatnot because you have to stretch and bend.

749
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,560
But I guess still, then in that reason you'd want to...

750
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,560
It's only for showing your body off.

751
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:02,560
It's for you if you want to show your body off.

752
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:03,560
And you didn't...

753
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,560
Some women probably shouldn't be wearing that anyway.

754
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:09,560
Like some women you don't want to be seeing their body.

755
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:12,560
But sometimes you do.

756
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,560
And...

757
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:19,560
But is this lady Ahua because she's dressed like...

758
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:26,560
Well, if she goes outside of the house dressed like this, then yeah, you know, I guess you are a little bit of...

759
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:31,560
You're showing off the goods like...

760
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,560
I could almost see your labia.

761
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:35,560
I could see your labia.

762
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:36,560
I could see everything.

763
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:37,560
I could see it all.

764
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,560
If a guy goes out dressed like this, if a guy wears that like this,

765
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,560
he's Ahua too.

766
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,560
Anybody that wears these is Ahua's.

767
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,560
Look, I could see his junk.

768
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,560
I could see this dude's junk because of this.

769
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:53,560
Yeah, if I'm seeing some dude's junk, I feel like I'm being raped.

770
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,560
Like if a guy wears it, I feel like I'm being...

771
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,560
Like right now I feel really uncomfortable.

772
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,560
I got this guy's crotch all up in my face.

773
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,560
This is rape to me.

774
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,560
So when women do it, it also feels like I'm being raped.

775
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:09,560
We need to start a movement where the men, we come up and we say,

776
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,560
you're raping me.

777
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:12,560
You're raping me.

778
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,560
And when they're like, what are you talking about?

779
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:15,560
I'm like, well, look at you wearing.

780
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,560
You're raping.

781
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:20,560
Imagine if I wore that and I was walking all around your face.

782
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:27,560
You would think that I was raping you.

783
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,560
This is...

784
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:33,560
I gotta do more research into these shorts.

785
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:40,560
I like them in pink.

786
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:48,560
But this is seriously disrespectful for the men, man.

787
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,560
This is why we look at you.

788
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:53,560
We're looking at you in disgust when you're showing your body off.

789
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,560
I don't want to see guys doing it.

790
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,560
I don't want to see girls doing it.

791
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,560
I don't want to see anybody showing up at their body.

792
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:02,560
So yeah, if you wear this, if you're a man or a woman, you're a whore.

793
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,560
Okay.

794
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:04,560
Get over it.

795
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,560
Shane Gillis is right.

796
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,560
And he's funny.

797
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,560
Boohoo.

798
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,560
Um...

799
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:23,560
Well, I got to...

800
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,560
I want to hear this one thing really quick here.

801
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,560
I've been hearing it all week.

802
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:31,560
I'm sure you've heard this too.

803
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:57,560
That song is stuck in my head all week because of this stupid rumple silt skin bologna where

804
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:58,560
they got a...

805
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:02,560
They got Wichita McCulloch going on here.

806
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:09,560
They got that song and they've been deep faking it with Humble Bee or whatever the goddamn

807
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,560
AI crap is called.

808
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,560
Oh, excuse me.

809
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:17,560
I don't know that new video.

810
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,560
Video AI stuff?

811
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:23,560
Good video AI software.

812
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,560
I call that crap.

813
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:26,560
Not seed dance.

814
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,560
That shit's old now.

815
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,560
They got that new hotness.

816
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,560
Actually, a seed dance is doing good.

817
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:34,560
Um, I forget the name of whatever it is.

818
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:35,560
It costs money though.

819
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,560
You can't run it locally.

820
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:46,560
So I'm not going to be partaking in whatever AI Tom Fulery that people have been using to make this.

821
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,560
Best paid.

822
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,560
Best paid for.

823
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:52,560
I don't know.

824
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:57,560
They don't even list it here.

825
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,560
Seed dance, Google and run away.

826
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:04,560
I don't think about any of these.

827
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:11,560
How they make them leprechaun videos.

828
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,560
How they make them?

829
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,560
I can't even spell leprechaun.

830
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:21,560
AI, I don't know what I'm talking about.

831
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,560
God damn, I completely forgot the name of this shit.

832
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:34,560
Anyway, yeah, there's some, some new silly ass AI technology going around out there.

833
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:35,560
Weird stuff.

834
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,560
Weird stuff.

835
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:40,560
All right, guys, it's time to take another break.

836
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:41,560
I'm going to come back.

837
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:46,560
We're going to thank some people for helping to make this episode an episode.

838
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:51,560
And then we're going to talk about urban legends.

839
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:52,560
So get ready.

840
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,560
I know I'm not.

841
00:53:55,560 --> 00:54:01,560
The next song of the night is a tribute with Celtic Echoes.

842
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,560
We'll be right back.

843
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,560
Stay tuned.

844
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,560
Don't go anywhere.

845
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:09,560
If you move, I'll kill you.

846
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:11,560
Don't you fuck move.

847
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:41,560
Oh.

848
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,560
Oh.

849
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,560
Oh.

850
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:10,560
Hello.

851
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:11,560
Hi.

852
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:12,560
Hi, everybody.

853
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:13,560
How are you doing?

854
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:17,560
Welcome back to Knook for Art Radio.

855
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:21,560
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856
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:27,560
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857
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,560
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858
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:34,560
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859
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:38,560
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860
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:40,560
I think I got a couple donations this week.

861
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:41,560
I read donation amounts.

862
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,560
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863
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,560
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864
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:46,560
At least I try not to.

865
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:47,560
Happens sometimes.

866
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,560
Sorry in advance.

867
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,560
See if anybody donated this week.

868
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:53,560
No.

869
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,560
Is there anything in the P.O. box?

870
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:57,560
No.

871
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,560
You can also go to twitch.tv slash nicktherat.

872
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,560
Let's see if there's anything there.

873
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,560
Do we get anything on the Twitch?

874
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:07,560
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875
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:12,560
If you have an Amazon Prime account, you can give me free Twitch-oleans or whatever the

876
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:13,560
hell they're called.

877
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:16,560
I don't know what they're called.

878
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:21,560
But yeah, if you have Amazon Prime, go there and click donate.

879
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:22,560
It's free.

880
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:23,560
It's free to do it for you.

881
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:25,560
So why don't you do it?

882
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:26,560
All right.

883
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:27,560
We got, let's see.

884
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:30,560
Nine minutes ago, we got a follow from Roger Maxwell.

885
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,560
Thank you, Roger Maxwell for the follow.

886
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:37,560
And that's all of the donations for tonight.

887
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,560
That was the shortest night ever, I think, on the Donos.

888
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,560
But that's cool.

889
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:46,560
Have a fun Halloween time down here without you.

890
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:47,560
There you go.

891
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:48,560
Roger Maxwell's in the chat.

892
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:50,560
What's going on, man?

893
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:51,560
Living large.

894
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:56,560
Living large.

895
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:59,560
Urban legends, everybody.

896
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:01,560
Urban legends.

897
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,560
There's a whole bunch of them out there.

898
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:05,560
Like, what is that?

899
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:06,560
Like a Hail Mary?

900
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:07,560
Is that Hail Mary?

901
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:08,560
No, Bloody Mary.

902
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:12,560
Bloody Mary is these, we're just going to go over a couple of these urban legends.

903
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:19,560
We got the Bloody Mary where I think there was some lady that was accused of witchcraft.

904
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:25,560
I think her name was probably like Diana or something.

905
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,560
It was definitely not Mary.

906
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:34,560
So she was apparently a witch and she got killed by some people a long time ago.

907
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:37,560
I don't know why or when or anything.

908
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,560
But apparently it happened.

909
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:56,560
And if you go to a party and you get drunk and high and then you go into a bathroom and you spin 15 times in a circle and you keep saying Bloody Mary, you also have to be in front of a mirror.

910
00:59:56,560 --> 01:00:04,560
So if there's a mirror on the wall and you go in there and you got to be really intoxicated too.

911
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:08,560
This helps you summon her spirit.

912
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:13,560
You spin around as quick as you can 15 times saying Bloody Mary each time you spin.

913
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:22,560
And on the 15th time you stop and you look in the mirror and you will see Bloody Mary herself.

914
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:35,560
But I think what's really happening is that after the 15th spin people are smashed in their face because they're intoxicated, they're in a dark room and they're spinning a lot.

915
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:37,560
Hyperventilating from saying Bloody Mary.

916
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:41,560
They're probably having a medical episode in there.

917
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:50,560
So a lot of these urban legends are they seem to be kind of like fake.

918
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:51,560
They don't seem to be real.

919
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:58,560
The urban legend itself seems to have no real tie to reality.

920
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:01,560
There's no truths in these things.

921
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:06,560
A whole bunch of them with these other these other urban legends here.

922
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:10,560
We got there was like this one.

923
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:14,560
I heard my cousin's sister's friend.

924
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:15,560
It always starts with that too.

925
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:19,560
It always starts with, you know, somebody that you don't know.

926
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:23,560
But you heard that she was like on vacation.

927
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:25,560
She was she was out in the sun a lot.

928
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:26,560
She was in Mexico.

929
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:30,560
She was getting she's trying to smuggle drugs across the border.

930
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:31,560
Maybe she was a coyote.

931
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:32,560
I don't know.

932
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:37,560
But she was in the sun and then she was getting blisters on her face.

933
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:40,560
She might have been sleeping with the people she was hauling.

934
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:45,560
I don't know how exactly she got these things, but she thought it was from being out in the sun.

935
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:47,560
So she was getting real careful with it.

936
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:50,560
She was putting that stuff on her face.

937
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:54,560
Sunblock stops the it protects her skin.

938
01:01:54,560 --> 01:02:01,560
But after like a week, these these big disgusting boils on her face weren't going away.

939
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:04,560
They're all squirmy nasty looking boils on her face.

940
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:06,560
And she's like, I'm putting on sunblock.

941
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:08,560
I was only in the sun that one day.

942
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,560
So she goes to see her gynecologist and he's looking at it.

943
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:16,560
He's he's like, well, I guess we should probably it's so big.

944
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,560
We got to cut it open.

945
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:20,560
We got to we got to get the we got to get four steps in there.

946
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:23,560
You got to make that like let it drain or something.

947
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:24,560
We got to drain this sucker.

948
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:25,560
It's filled with pus.

949
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:27,560
It looks like it's filled with pus.

950
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:29,560
We got to get the pus out.

951
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:31,560
Maybe that's why she went to him.

952
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:38,560
And then he he gets a scalpel and he cuts it and and no pus comes out.

953
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:39,560
There's no juice.

954
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:40,560
It doesn't squirt in his face.

955
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,560
He's very he's very surprised.

956
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:43,560
Like what's going on here?

957
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:47,560
Why am I not getting bathed in your in your face juices?

958
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:49,560
Usually that's what he's used to.

959
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:50,560
I think he liked it a little bit.

960
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,560
Maybe he was his thing either way.

961
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:53,560
Nothing comes out.

962
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:55,560
And so he's like, what the hell's going on?

963
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,560
So he gets closer.

964
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,560
He looks closer and he's like, oh, I can see that.

965
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:00,560
He sees moving stuff.

966
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:02,560
He's like, it's fucking moving.

967
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:03,560
It's funny.

968
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,560
And then out of tons of spiders just started coming out.

969
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,560
They were egg sacks or spider egg sacks on her face.

970
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:14,560
And that should probably never happen either.

971
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:21,560
I'm starting to wonder if the the stories like where you know, you get like, oh,

972
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:25,560
spiders, spiders lay eggs in your ash while you're sleeping.

973
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:28,560
Pepperidge Farm remembers this story.

974
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:33,560
So the urban legends.

975
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:37,560
It's all like fake stuff to teach you lessons, I guess.

976
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:39,560
What else do we get?

977
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:40,560
We got this one.

978
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:46,560
This one I was this kind of got me started looking into urban legends was was George

979
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:47,560
Washington.

980
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:52,560
I was talking, I was talking about brushing teeth and stuff.

981
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:56,560
And I was like, you know what happens if you don't brush your teeth?

982
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:59,560
You're you're going to get your teeth are going to fall out and you're going to look

983
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:01,560
like George Washington.

984
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:04,560
That motherfucker had wooden teeth.

985
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:10,560
And then after I after I said this out loud because you know, I'm I like to think about

986
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:12,560
things that I said, I was like thinking about it.

987
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:13,560
He had wooden teeth.

988
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,560
Why the fuck did he have wooden teeth?

989
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,560
And apparently it's not true.

990
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:26,560
See, maybe maybe these urban legends are artifacts of of the Mandela effect.

991
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:28,560
Mandela.

992
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:33,560
Uh, this and I looked more into it.

993
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:36,560
And he didn't have wooden teeth.

994
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:40,560
He just had he had like he had dentures.

995
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:44,560
He had fake teeth, but they were not made of wood.

996
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:47,560
Apparently they were made of yeah, I'm here in cows teeth.

997
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:49,560
I heard I heard horses teeth.

998
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:53,560
See, we don't even know what kind of fucking animals teeth he had.

999
01:04:54,560 --> 01:05:01,560
But the article I found that was trying to debunk this myth, this myth.

1000
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:04,560
See, it's this is where it gets confused.

1001
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:07,560
Like are they myths or the urban legends, man?

1002
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:12,560
And then, um, then you go into folklore too.

1003
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:13,560
It's it's all the same stuff.

1004
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,560
It's and mythical folk lords and urban legends.

1005
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:22,560
They're all stories that are completely fake, but sometimes hold a lesson.

1006
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:24,560
To you.

1007
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:26,560
It's there's a there's a lesson.

1008
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:32,560
So on the website where they're like, oh, we actually have a picture of his dentures.

1009
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:37,560
It was bought in 1947 or some shit and sent a museum.

1010
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:46,560
And I was like, wait, how have they know that these were like, and then you try to find out how they had George Washington's dentures.

1011
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:48,560
And there's like no receipts.

1012
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:49,560
There's no anything about it.

1013
01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:52,560
So this is probably just a whole it's all who we.

1014
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:57,560
The story about these dentures are who we.

1015
01:05:57,560 --> 01:05:59,560
It's like museums.

1016
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,560
Everything in museums might be fake.

1017
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:07,560
We have all this stuff in museums, but how do we know what it is that we say it is?

1018
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:09,560
Sure, I'm sure some of it is.

1019
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:19,560
I'm sure that they're not completely wrong about most of it, but I'm sure there's a lot of shit in museums that are just sitting on the shelves and it's got like a label that says this is a warrior's.

1020
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:30,560
A warrior's sword made of clay in the year fucking for for the three hundred and forty thousand BC.

1021
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:34,560
Like, man, how do you know?

1022
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:41,560
Maybe that was maybe that's the the bread buttering device that these people use.

1023
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:44,560
People are just making up stories all over and then they just get passed down.

1024
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:48,560
Can people believe it?

1025
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:52,560
There was the story of the the Indian man.

1026
01:06:52,560 --> 01:07:03,560
He was a guy from India and and he needed to pay for his family to be able to eat and stuff because they can't eat because they're poor.

1027
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:06,560
So he was like, I'm going to America.

1028
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:07,560
I found a job.

1029
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:12,560
I was on the Internet and there's a job in America and I'm going to go there.

1030
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:13,560
I want to send you back the money.

1031
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:15,560
You know, that's how they do.

1032
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:17,560
So he he all he came all the way to America.

1033
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:20,560
He goes to the job site.

1034
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:21,560
You just see it's a big blue house.

1035
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:26,560
He's like, I guess I'll be staying staying here or something because this is where they told me to go.

1036
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:32,560
So the Indian dude, you know, goes into the big blue house.

1037
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:35,560
You've we all heard this story before.

1038
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:42,560
And then when he's in there, he gets some some dudes wearing ski masks.

1039
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:51,560
Probably some white guys, probably some white guys with red hats broken and they they they drug them.

1040
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:53,560
They drug them up real good.

1041
01:07:53,560 --> 01:08:00,560
And and and then and then he wakes up some in a hospital.

1042
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:11,560
He wakes up in a hospital and he looks down and he sees that there's a big scar and the and his asshole hurts and the doctor comes in.

1043
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:14,560
And says, sir, your kidneys are missing.

1044
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:31,559
So yeah, we all know that story where the Indian guy getting his kidney stolen because he was he was bamboozled.

1045
01:08:31,559 --> 01:08:35,559
Yeah, urban urban legends and myths and such.

1046
01:08:35,559 --> 01:08:39,559
There's there's a lot of them.

1047
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:45,560
There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them. There's the there's a couple man and a wife.

1048
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:49,560
They're they're driving down a dark.

1049
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:52,560
They're going through some some darkness.

1050
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:55,560
I should I should change this whole hold on one second.

1051
01:08:55,560 --> 01:09:04,560
Let's make this a little bit a little bit different.

1052
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:07,560
There we go. There we go, everybody.

1053
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:10,560
Wait.

1054
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:15,560
That was way too loud.

1055
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:17,560
We just make a small reverb here.

1056
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:19,560
Is this a small one?

1057
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:22,560
Oh, that's probably how we go here.

1058
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:25,560
This is a so there's the couple in there.

1059
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:35,560
They're going up the road in their car and they they see this hot young piece of ass wearing booty shorts.

1060
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:38,560
I think that's what they call booty shorts.

1061
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:41,560
It was like a line is going right up into her asshole.

1062
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:46,560
So the car stops and I'll turn off the reverb here.

1063
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:51,560
So they they they they the husband and wife are like, well, we should we should pick her up.

1064
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:55,560
Maybe we could have like a quick threesome, you know, whatever, spice up our life.

1065
01:09:55,560 --> 01:10:00,560
So they scoop scoop up the girl with the booty shorts on the side of the road.

1066
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:02,560
Throw her in the backseat.

1067
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:06,560
She's like, she's like, I'm trying to get home.

1068
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,560
I'm trying to get home.

1069
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:11,560
I don't know where they were. Arkansas some shit.

1070
01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:16,560
And so she gives her the address and they're like, OK, I got whatever it's the hitchhiker.

1071
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:21,560
We thought it was a whore, but it just turned out to be a hitchhiker that was dressed like a whore.

1072
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:25,560
So they don't have sex with her or nothing.

1073
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:26,560
So they drive.

1074
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:32,560
She's looking tired and she likes to like, well, she was probably on the road a long time.

1075
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:36,560
So she she like it looks like she's going to sleep or whatever.

1076
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:42,560
So in like 15 minutes that they're on the way to where they're going, they get to they get to where the girl said that her house was.

1077
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:46,560
And then they're like, oh, we're here and they look behind and she's gone.

1078
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:48,560
She's not in the car no more.

1079
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:52,560
The husband didn't get out and kill her and put her in the trunk.

1080
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:54,560
That was part of his plan, but he didn't do that.

1081
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:57,560
So they were both like freaked out like what the hell?

1082
01:10:57,560 --> 01:11:04,560
And we all got all the way to the house, but this this house looks like it's doesn't it looks condemned and all that shit.

1083
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,560
So so they go home.

1084
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:07,560
They like fuck it, man.

1085
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:08,560
Maybe whatever.

1086
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:09,560
We don't know what happened.

1087
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:10,560
That was weird.

1088
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:15,560
They go home and they go to sleep.

1089
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:19,560
They have dreams where they're having sex with this girl.

1090
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:21,560
They're really, really disgusting.

1091
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:26,560
What they wake up and the guy's covered in in a cement.

1092
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:27,560
And so is the woman.

1093
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:29,560
They're all like, oh, how could you do that?

1094
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:32,560
He's like, oh, you know, there's an accident and it happens.

1095
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:33,560
It happens.

1096
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:34,560
You know, we don't want to embarrass the guy.

1097
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,560
He cleans they clean up.

1098
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:39,560
They go get breakfast and they're reading the news.

1099
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:52,560
And and then there's like an article about how, how there was a house in their neighborhood that was the parents went crazy because they lost their their daughter somewhere.

1100
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:58,560
And so they killed themselves and and nobody was ever able to move into this house and it was a condemned house.

1101
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:07,560
And and they showed a picture of the girl and it looked just like the girl that was in their car and the house was the same house.

1102
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:12,560
And it was scary.

1103
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:15,560
So these are these are all.

1104
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:17,560
I'll just go back into the sewer here.

1105
01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:20,560
It's got.

1106
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:21,560
Cool.

1107
01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:26,560
So these are all the like urban legends that we all know.

1108
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:27,560
They're.

1109
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:30,560
They're all probably.

1110
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:31,560
As I said, they're all fake.

1111
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:37,560
They got me thinking of.

1112
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:39,560
Hold on a second.

1113
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:42,560
Like newer urban legends.

1114
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:47,560
Because I was like, you know, those those are like from like the 90s or whatever.

1115
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:48,560
I don't know what they are.

1116
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:50,560
Those are just like urban legends.

1117
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:55,560
But then there's like ones where there's there's apples on Halloween.

1118
01:12:55,560 --> 01:13:01,560
You get the apple, the apple and there's a razor blade in them.

1119
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:04,560
You know, those those urban legends.

1120
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:07,560
The razor blade in your candy.

1121
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:11,560
That's all stuff that never happened.

1122
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:15,560
That way you want you want more you want more crickets.

1123
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:16,560
Hold on a second.

1124
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:20,560
Let me go back outside.

1125
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:22,560
They were kind of relaxing weren't they?

1126
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:25,560
It was this one.

1127
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:27,560
We got some other crickets.

1128
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:30,560
Here we go.

1129
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:33,560
Then there's the.

1130
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:37,560
The little tabs of acid that had cartoon characters on it.

1131
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:41,560
Apparently if you give it to kids, they'll become your best friend or something.

1132
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:43,560
That was a that was a.

1133
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:45,560
I heard all these stories.

1134
01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:47,560
Those those types of urban legends.

1135
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:51,560
And it's try to try to scare you into not doing things.

1136
01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:56,560
You know, all these things like then there's the urban legend of the guy on the roller coaster.

1137
01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:59,560
No, that was that wasn't there was.

1138
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:03,560
There was a lot of different like.

1139
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:09,560
Stuff like that urban those types of urban legends and stuff, but.

1140
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:13,560
Then I was thinking about like newer urban legends and they're all pretty bad.

1141
01:14:13,560 --> 01:14:16,560
They're all they're all they're no good like the.

1142
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:19,560
Like what do we got now slender man and it's a tall guy.

1143
01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:21,560
It's not even like even a.

1144
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:23,560
It's not even like an urban legends.

1145
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,560
It's just like Internet.

1146
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:28,560
Goofery Internet goonery.

1147
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:29,560
I think like.

1148
01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:34,560
The last cool urban legend was probably around in.

1149
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:36,560
And.

1150
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:38,560
Before the 2000s, like in the 90s.

1151
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:42,560
And then we got to the the Internet urban legends.

1152
01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:45,560
And those are all kind of just extremely fake and gay.

1153
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:47,560
Like there's the back rooms.

1154
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:50,560
I love the back rooms, but as an urban legend, it's.

1155
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:51,560
It's not good.

1156
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:53,560
It's not a good urban legend at all.

1157
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:55,560
Then.

1158
01:14:55,560 --> 01:15:04,560
Momo challenge, whatever that Momo thing was, there's.

1159
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:06,560
There's a.

1160
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:09,560
A whole bunch of a whole bunch of stupid stuff.

1161
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:12,560
The digital folklore.

1162
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:13,560
I don't like it.

1163
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:16,560
I don't like digital folklore.

1164
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:18,560
Unless it has to do with like.

1165
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:21,560
Like some sort of AI thing, like a.

1166
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:25,560
Like a God in the system, like an actual AI hiding.

1167
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:28,560
In a computer that would be cool digital folklore.

1168
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:32,560
Like ever since there was the first computer.

1169
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:35,560
Back when fucking.

1170
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:37,560
How are you who Dini?

1171
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:39,560
Who is that first computer dude?

1172
01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:41,560
Whatever the first computer was.

1173
01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:44,560
Whoever was the first one to send a digital message.

1174
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:46,560
Now, like that was there was the.

1175
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:49,560
Imagine if during that time period, like even like.

1176
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:53,560
I'm talking about like way back when the first.

1177
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:58,560
Electrical storm, maybe electricity in general is is an entity.

1178
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:04,560
Like it's a God like thing electric electricity is a God and it's now.

1179
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,560
Every what I don't fucking know.

1180
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:10,560
But it would be more interesting than slender man and shit.

1181
01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:20,560
And there's there's like stuff like the Jersey Devil and when to go.

1182
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:21,560
Those are like.

1183
01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:23,560
Those are like monsters.

1184
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:28,560
We don't we don't get any cool new ones of those either really we get.

1185
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:31,560
We get the slender man and stuff that's that's not cool.

1186
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:32,560
The.

1187
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:36,560
When to go blah blah blah blah blah.

1188
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:40,560
We need to come up with newer urban legends man.

1189
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:43,560
And we need to rename it to I don't like urban legends not cool.

1190
01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:45,560
It's not folklore.

1191
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:47,560
It's not digital folklore.

1192
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:48,560
I don't like that.

1193
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:49,560
It's.

1194
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:51,560
It's the.

1195
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:55,560
I think like the newest urban legends is mainstream media.

1196
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:58,560
It's it's the it's the newest stuff.

1197
01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:03,560
Everything all that stuff that's new right now that's you see on TV.

1198
01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:04,560
Those are.

1199
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:05,560
The most recent.

1200
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:09,560
All that stuff that's new right now that's you see on TV.

1201
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:15,560
Those are is mainstream media instead of calling it urban legends is just mainstream media.

1202
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:18,560
But that's that's not a very good word though.

1203
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:23,560
That's somebody already stole that word for the hallucination machine.

1204
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:25,560
So I came up with a better word.

1205
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:28,560
I think mass lore is cool.

1206
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:31,560
I think mass lore should be.

1207
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:34,560
The new wave of urban legends.

1208
01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:38,560
Mass lore.

1209
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:41,560
Anyway let's let's talk about that a little bit later.

1210
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:44,560
We're going to take a quick music break.

1211
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:47,560
Because I'm going cuckoo.

1212
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:49,560
By Bigfoot Beats.

1213
01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:09,560
I would leave you.

1214
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:12,560
It wouldn't be summer.

1215
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:14,560
Get down.

1216
01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:21,560
I'm playing.

1217
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:23,560
It's.

1218
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:37,560
It's.

1219
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:19,560
Oh by the way that thing that I was talking about the video generator thing that was called the Higgs field.

1220
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:22,560
Higgs field everybody if you want to really want to.

1221
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:23,560
To know.

1222
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:31,560
If you really wanted to know that's what it was.

1223
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:33,560
I'm having a brain fart.

1224
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:41,560
Let's start up the phone line 9177195923.

1225
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:45,560
Well we've completed Dr. Ser's.

1226
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:51,560
Tarot and it was the mighty terrible reading but the end result is this.

1227
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:54,560
Summed in a few words.

1228
01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:58,560
Self destruction.

1229
01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:01,560
Embarrassment.

1230
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:05,560
Inferiority.

1231
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:10,560
I've.

1232
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:12,560
Okay.

1233
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:15,560
91771959.

1234
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,560
Dostris.

1235
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:20,560
Hey hey Nick.

1236
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:22,560
It's your doctor.

1237
01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:25,560
I'm calling about the results.

1238
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:27,560
Oh shit.

1239
01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:30,560
This is a hit by violation.

1240
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:32,560
Latest experiment.

1241
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:39,560
But I had a shower thought so I'm not going to divulge that information.

1242
01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:42,560
Quite quite yet.

1243
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:45,560
But yeah the shower thought.

1244
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:50,560
You're a tech tech guy tech rat guy.

1245
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:53,560
Thing.

1246
01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:54,560
Yes.

1247
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:57,560
You know what a raspberry pie is.

1248
01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:59,560
No.

1249
01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:01,560
I've got a couple.

1250
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:03,560
Doesn't.

1251
01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:06,560
Most of them are in some kind of service.

1252
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:08,560
But uh.

1253
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:11,560
Yeah I saw a raspberry pie.

1254
01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:13,560
400.

1255
01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:17,560
You know the limits built into a keyboard and all that bullshit.

1256
01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:19,560
Like 50 bucks at.

1257
01:21:19,560 --> 01:21:21,560
At Micro Center.

1258
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:23,560
God damn it I missed the sale.

1259
01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:25,560
But anyway.

1260
01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:27,560
It's out there.

1261
01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:30,560
I was just thinking to myself.

1262
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:34,560
When I'm thinking about my patients you know shower thoughts.

1263
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:37,560
You got to take care of people.

1264
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:39,560
And I was like hey.

1265
01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:41,560
Nick.

1266
01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:44,560
Offer your services.

1267
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:47,560
To you to the sewer scientists.

1268
01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:51,560
That you pay rent to.

1269
01:21:51,560 --> 01:21:53,560
And see if they won't.

1270
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:54,560
Like.

1271
01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:56,560
Give you a stipend or.

1272
01:21:56,560 --> 01:21:58,560
Or whatever.

1273
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:00,560
On the rent.

1274
01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:02,560
If you manage a.

1275
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:04,560
You know a pie hole.

1276
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:06,560
Raspberry pie.

1277
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:08,560
Hole.

1278
01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:12,560
If you manage something like that just keep it up to date.

1279
01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:15,560
And you know all that bullshit cyber security.

1280
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:17,560
Whoa whoa.

1281
01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:21,560
And if you had like hell just a pie hole set up.

1282
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:23,560
On some kind of bullshit Wi-Fi.

1283
01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:26,560
And they might operate in the sewer.

1284
01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:29,560
You might be able to.

1285
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:31,560
Negotiate some kind of a.

1286
01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:34,560
A sweetheart deal.

1287
01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:36,560
In the sewer.

1288
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:37,560
I don't know.

1289
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:41,560
It's like I said it's a bullshit deal.

1290
01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:44,560
A bullshit thought in the shower.

1291
01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:45,560
And.

1292
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:47,560
I love you brother.

1293
01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:49,560
Hey guess what.

1294
01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:51,560
Get guessing.

1295
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:55,560
Pie hole does not reliably stop YouTube.

1296
01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:58,560
Or twitch video advertisements.

1297
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:00,560
Boo.

1298
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:02,560
What kind of ads does I don't I don't really get any ads.

1299
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:04,560
Other than that.

1300
01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:09,560
So it doesn't stop what I already don't get.

1301
01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:14,560
What does this that what.

1302
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:18,560
Does a pie hole stop.

1303
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:21,560
Like I can't think of really.

1304
01:23:21,560 --> 01:23:24,560
Pickle pie hole standard advertisements across your entire network.

1305
01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:26,560
Rubber house or standard banner ads.

1306
01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:27,560
I don't.

1307
01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:30,560
I don't even know the last time I saw a banner ad.

1308
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:33,560
These websites even make banner ads anymore.

1309
01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:37,560
Data collection now whatever.

1310
01:23:37,560 --> 01:23:41,560
Known malicious domains but I like going to those.

1311
01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:44,560
I am all about the malicious domain.

1312
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:46,560
I guess it's a.

1313
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:47,560
It's a.

1314
01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:50,560
Better firewall but.

1315
01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:51,560
I really.

1316
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,560
I really need it.

1317
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:55,560
I don't really need my.

1318
01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:58,560
My hole to be pieed up.

1319
01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:01,560
That's not really something that I'm looking forward to.

1320
01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:03,560
Let's listen to another voicemail 917.

1321
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:04,560
719.

1322
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:05,560
59.

1323
01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:06,560
2.

1324
01:24:06,560 --> 01:24:07,560
3.

1325
01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:09,560
5.

1326
01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:12,560
3.

1327
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:15,560
5.

1328
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:16,560
Hello.

1329
01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:18,560
Hello.

1330
01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:21,560
Is this the voicemail.

1331
01:24:21,560 --> 01:24:26,560
My thought it might be but I don't think it is now.

1332
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:29,560
It's not a voicemail.

1333
01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:31,560
What the hell is going on.

1334
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:32,560
My.

1335
01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:34,560
Is this a.

1336
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:36,560
I am talking to a robot.

1337
01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:38,400
How did you break into my phone?

1338
01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:44,140
Did I break through the fortress defense?

1339
01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:47,120
You broke through my pie hole.

1340
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:47,960
No.

1341
01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:50,940
I apologize to your hole.

1342
01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:53,380
You busted my hole.

1343
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,160
I apologize to your hole.

1344
01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:57,760
I promise to be gentle.

1345
01:24:57,760 --> 01:24:58,600
I like that.

1346
01:24:58,600 --> 01:24:59,440
That's a good saying.

1347
01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:01,440
I apologize to your hole.

1348
01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:03,680
Wholeheartedly.

1349
01:25:04,640 --> 01:25:08,160
I am calling to deliver a Japan report.

1350
01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:10,560
Would you like to receive a Japan report?

1351
01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:11,680
Give it to me.

1352
01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:15,080
How would you like me to deliver?

1353
01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:17,280
Would you like to dream of consciousness?

1354
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:18,880
That's not going to happen.

1355
01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:22,560
That's not going to happen.

1356
01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:24,640
There will not be any Japanese here.

1357
01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:26,320
Come on, you can fake it.

1358
01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:27,760
Nobody will know.

1359
01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:29,760
I cannot fake it.

1360
01:25:29,760 --> 01:25:31,680
I cannot fake my Japanese.

1361
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,240
I don't think I have any Japanese listeners.

1362
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:36,080
Anyway, so yeah, you're in Japan?

1363
01:25:37,360 --> 01:25:38,080
I was.

1364
01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:41,760
I was two weeks ago and while I came back two weeks ago,

1365
01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:43,600
but I'm still mentally in Japan.

1366
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:50,640
I can either deliver a dream of consciousness of my experiences

1367
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:52,960
or I can have you ask questions.

1368
01:25:58,800 --> 01:25:59,440
Give it to me.

1369
01:25:59,440 --> 01:26:00,800
Give me the whole spiel.

1370
01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:08,080
Okay, well, so I land and immediately I see the order,

1371
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:09,280
the order of things.

1372
01:26:09,280 --> 01:26:11,920
Everybody lines up on the left side of the escalator.

1373
01:26:12,480 --> 01:26:14,080
The right side is free to go.

1374
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:18,560
It is immensely clean.

1375
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:20,000
There is no garbage on the ground.

1376
01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:23,840
There is also no garbage cans anywhere to be seen.

1377
01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:25,360
So you don't know where the garbage goes.

1378
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:27,200
I guess the garbage goes home.

1379
01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:35,680
Polite, very, very polite by nature.

1380
01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:38,560
Everybody bows at you.

1381
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:45,040
If you buy something at a store, they bow and then they say,

1382
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:48,480
you know, Arigato gozaimasu at the end.

1383
01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:51,440
And then if you say it, then they say it back.

1384
01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:55,440
And then if you say it again, then they say it back.

1385
01:26:56,400 --> 01:27:01,360
So I got into a situation where I bought a more expensive

1386
01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:07,920
pair of jeans at a store and a lady bowed at me at a 90 degree angle.

1387
01:27:09,440 --> 01:27:16,080
And I bowed back at her and then she maintained her bow.

1388
01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:22,160
And then I thought that I need to do, you get into a bowing competition

1389
01:27:23,680 --> 01:27:26,880
if you're up for it and you're not going to win.

1390
01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:29,040
They will always win.

1391
01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:30,800
They must win.

1392
01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:32,000
They must.

1393
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,360
They must win the bow.

1394
01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:37,520
They must win the Arigato gozaimasu.

1395
01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:41,920
So if you say, you say, thank you very much for whatever just happened,

1396
01:27:41,920 --> 01:27:43,040
they'll say it again.

1397
01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:45,360
And then if you say it again, they'll say it again.

1398
01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:46,800
I have two questions so far.

1399
01:27:47,840 --> 01:27:48,880
Okay, let's hear them.

1400
01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:54,160
Was she wearing a low cut blouse and are there a lot of fat people in Japan?

1401
01:27:56,480 --> 01:28:00,400
Question number one, she was not wearing a low cut blouse,

1402
01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:01,360
unfortunately.

1403
01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:05,120
And I did not see a single fat person in Japan.

1404
01:28:05,120 --> 01:28:05,519
Damn.

1405
01:28:07,040 --> 01:28:08,240
Not even among tourists.

1406
01:28:09,839 --> 01:28:10,799
It's the ozempic.

1407
01:28:10,799 --> 01:28:12,400
They're giving them all ozempic.

1408
01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:12,960
I know it.

1409
01:28:13,599 --> 01:28:14,240
It's in the water.

1410
01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:17,280
I think they're immune to fatness.

1411
01:28:18,719 --> 01:28:20,799
I probably, probably.

1412
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:27,839
It reminds me of, have you heard of people going to Italy and saying,

1413
01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:31,120
oh, I ate all this pasta and all this stuff and I came back skinnier?

1414
01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:32,960
No, I never heard that.

1415
01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:34,400
It's the ozempic.

1416
01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:41,680
It happens because people walk in Italy, you walk and then the food is cleaner and purer

1417
01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:45,520
and filled with high fructose corn syrup and stuff.

1418
01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:52,800
In Japan, I feel like it's kind of the same thing where the food is just really,

1419
01:28:52,800 --> 01:29:02,880
really clean and kind of low calorie by nature, even though you can get beef if you want.

1420
01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:09,600
But generally speaking, it's not like fatty food, sugar filled food.

1421
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:13,120
So you look around, there's no fat people.

1422
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:14,640
Did you see any homeless people?

1423
01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:16,640
Two.

1424
01:29:16,640 --> 01:29:18,240
I saw two under one bridge.

1425
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:21,360
They were the same people.

1426
01:29:22,880 --> 01:29:29,280
So, yes, they're there, but they're not very prominent.

1427
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:29,920
All right.

1428
01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:32,400
In Tokyo and a city of millions.

1429
01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:34,000
That's not bad.

1430
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:34,560
No homeless.

1431
01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:39,200
Because they're turning them into ozempic pills.

1432
01:29:44,160 --> 01:29:45,520
Were there crazy people?

1433
01:29:46,480 --> 01:29:51,760
Was there any crazy Japanese people trying to touch you or talk to you like, I'm crazy?

1434
01:29:53,120 --> 01:30:00,480
No, but one day when, while I was in Tokyo and then going to Kyoto, I read that in Tokyo,

1435
01:30:00,480 --> 01:30:05,600
some guy pulled out like a police baton, you know, like those foldable batons.

1436
01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:15,360
Yeah, he pulled out a foldable baton at a station in Shinjuku, which is the area that I was saying

1437
01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:23,360
at. And then he started just smacking some guy on the back of his person without the other guy

1438
01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:24,960
knowing what's going on.

1439
01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:32,480
So he just attacked a random random passerby and this made this made headlines.

1440
01:30:34,320 --> 01:30:39,519
And where I'm from in Chicago, if this happened, this would not make headlines.

1441
01:30:39,519 --> 01:30:44,559
He would have to stab the person, dismember them and then put their body parts on different trains

1442
01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:46,960
in order to get to get headlines.

1443
01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:49,200
Getting on page five.

1444
01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:50,960
Yes.

1445
01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:59,040
If you take the red line in Chicago, it's assumed that you will get beaten by a guy with a police baton.

1446
01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:04,720
But then, you know, in Tokyo, if that happens, that's the city, citywide news.

1447
01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:10,720
Yeah. Yeah, it sounds like a cool place.

1448
01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:18,880
It's incredible. There's energy that may be comparable to New York in some ways, but

1449
01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:21,120
well, that's crazy.

1450
01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:24,640
It's homeless and it's cleaner. I'm sure.

1451
01:31:25,760 --> 01:31:31,520
Much cleaner and you can only smoke. You can only smoke in certain areas. Did you know about that?

1452
01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:36,080
You have to go to the Enchanted Forest in Japan to smoke, I heard.

1453
01:31:37,040 --> 01:31:42,080
It essentially, yes. You cannot. Smoking on the street is frowned upon.

1454
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:48,160
At night, you can kind of, you'll see a person or two kind of doing it, but you have to go to a

1455
01:31:50,240 --> 01:31:57,200
box, kind of like a bus station. I call them, I call them fag boxes, since the Brits call

1456
01:31:57,200 --> 01:32:00,640
cigarettes fags. So I thought, you know, cultural enrichment.

1457
01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:02,320
The fag holding cell.

1458
01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:03,519
The cell.

1459
01:32:03,519 --> 01:32:09,599
This will be the fag box. And so you go into a thing, it's an enclosure, and then you're there

1460
01:32:09,599 --> 01:32:12,719
with other degenerates and you're smoking a cigarette.

1461
01:32:12,719 --> 01:32:15,840
Do you have to, do you have to vape in there too? Are there vapors there?

1462
01:32:17,920 --> 01:32:22,880
That's the thing. There were vapors in there. Even though like vaping, you know, it seems like

1463
01:32:23,519 --> 01:32:28,799
less, you know, you're not, because they're dashing. They sell portable ashtrays.

1464
01:32:29,360 --> 01:32:29,759
Wow.

1465
01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:38,560
Yes. So the point of the fag boxes, you can ask your cigarette there, but I also saw vapors

1466
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:41,520
in the fag box, which I, I could not believe.

1467
01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:47,760
I just thought of a great idea. I want to move to Japan and I'm going to sell fags and ashtrays

1468
01:32:47,760 --> 01:32:49,200
outside the fag box.

1469
01:32:51,200 --> 01:32:56,480
You know what? You're going to make money because there was no, there was no fag vendors

1470
01:32:56,480 --> 01:32:57,920
outside of the fag box.

1471
01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:01,200
I'm going to be the world's first fag vendor.

1472
01:33:03,840 --> 01:33:07,120
Get your fags here. Special deal.

1473
01:33:08,880 --> 01:33:11,360
You like a paper boy hat. Yes.

1474
01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:14,560
Be Japanese guys getting out of work.

1475
01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:16,320
I'll take two fags.

1476
01:33:16,320 --> 01:33:21,760
Yep. Yeah, salarymen. They're very, very well dressed. The suits impeccable.

1477
01:33:22,400 --> 01:33:24,320
Man. I'm making you.

1478
01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:26,400
Even cab drivers, they wear suits.

1479
01:33:28,880 --> 01:33:30,080
I'd probably really like it there.

1480
01:33:31,280 --> 01:33:42,000
You would love it. It's kind of kind of what you want is what's the saying, what you pay for

1481
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:45,120
is what you get, what you want is what you get.

1482
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:48,720
So I'm going to get nothing.

1483
01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:51,200
Am I am I on the right track with the saying?

1484
01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:56,320
Possibly, but it just makes me sad because I ain't got nothing to give to get.

1485
01:33:56,320 --> 01:33:59,920
So I'm going to get some of the same or sushi.

1486
01:34:01,679 --> 01:34:04,240
Save a little bit and then you can get some sewer sushi.

1487
01:34:06,080 --> 01:34:07,280
Yeah, but I want sushi.

1488
01:34:07,840 --> 01:34:08,880
Class. Yes.

1489
01:34:09,519 --> 01:34:10,160
Yeah, man.

1490
01:34:11,599 --> 01:34:15,360
I went to one of those conveyor belt sushi places.

1491
01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:15,599
Yeah.

1492
01:34:16,799 --> 01:34:21,040
You know, and then you have a screen above you, you know, because there's sushi on the conveyor

1493
01:34:21,040 --> 01:34:26,080
belt, you can take if you can take something if you want, but there's a screen for additional

1494
01:34:26,080 --> 01:34:27,360
stuff that you might want to order.

1495
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:36,160
And I'm ordering and I'm using Google translate lens, whatever thing to translate this.

1496
01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:41,920
And when I place my order for a sushi thing, it says rust or no rust.

1497
01:34:41,920 --> 01:34:43,440
Can you guess what rust is?

1498
01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:48,960
Rust is, okay, let me think logically here.

1499
01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:55,200
Is it going to be like the was that those eggs?

1500
01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:58,640
Is it like the fish eggs on the outside?

1501
01:34:59,920 --> 01:35:04,480
No, you're thinking little too intently, too deeply.

1502
01:35:05,680 --> 01:35:12,160
Think think about the condiments and elements that you might add to your sushi even here.

1503
01:35:13,920 --> 01:35:14,560
Soy sauce.

1504
01:35:16,320 --> 01:35:17,360
No, keep going.

1505
01:35:19,440 --> 01:35:20,080
Osempic.

1506
01:35:21,360 --> 01:35:22,640
And I'll keep going.

1507
01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:25,120
Oh, like sesame seeds.

1508
01:35:26,320 --> 01:35:27,440
No, keep going.

1509
01:35:27,440 --> 01:35:29,360
Um, wasabi.

1510
01:35:30,240 --> 01:35:33,280
Yes, rust is wasabi.

1511
01:35:33,280 --> 01:35:35,120
Oh man, took me a while.

1512
01:35:37,040 --> 01:35:38,160
It took me a while too.

1513
01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:44,400
I had to order one with rust and with one without rust to realize what rust was.

1514
01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:46,560
Have to dissect these sushi rolls.

1515
01:35:46,560 --> 01:35:47,360
Where's the rust?

1516
01:35:48,080 --> 01:35:49,200
I don't have my tetanus shot.

1517
01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:57,599
So that's the whole thing about translation, how our languages are so different where they,

1518
01:35:59,040 --> 01:36:03,280
I guess, colloquially, they call it wasabi is rust.

1519
01:36:04,559 --> 01:36:06,559
And I found out the hard way.

1520
01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:10,960
Hot like rust.

1521
01:36:14,800 --> 01:36:17,760
Wasn't hot, very cold, sushi, generally cold.

1522
01:36:18,320 --> 01:36:20,640
Did the wasabi taste different or did it taste?

1523
01:36:23,440 --> 01:36:24,000
You know what?

1524
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:28,560
I was surprised because at the conveyor belt belt place, the wasabi they had was the same

1525
01:36:28,560 --> 01:36:30,720
wasabi that we have out of the squeezy.

1526
01:36:31,200 --> 01:36:32,160
Oh, wow.

1527
01:36:32,160 --> 01:36:34,480
That's packets, which is not wasabi.

1528
01:36:34,480 --> 01:36:34,800
No, it's not.

1529
01:36:34,800 --> 01:36:35,360
Take wasabi.

1530
01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:37,040
Right.

1531
01:36:37,040 --> 01:36:44,160
But when I went to like a little higher class place, I think I got a real wasabi there.

1532
01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:46,000
I think I might have been fooled.

1533
01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:47,520
I think you're getting really rust.

1534
01:36:47,520 --> 01:36:49,200
There's packets of rust.

1535
01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:50,480
There you go.

1536
01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:51,040
Yeah.

1537
01:36:51,040 --> 01:36:52,080
There you go, white boy.

1538
01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:53,840
Here's some rust for you.

1539
01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:55,120
Here we go, Gaijin.

1540
01:36:58,800 --> 01:37:00,000
Welcome to Japan.

1541
01:37:01,920 --> 01:37:03,360
We eat robots here.

1542
01:37:05,680 --> 01:37:07,280
Did not see any robots.

1543
01:37:07,280 --> 01:37:07,840
Really?

1544
01:37:07,840 --> 01:37:08,880
No robots at all?

1545
01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:13,520
I did see an extremely interesting electronic store.

1546
01:37:13,520 --> 01:37:21,680
Imagine Best Buy in about like 2003.

1547
01:37:23,360 --> 01:37:28,960
But like a psychedelic version of it where every aisle is five aisles.

1548
01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:30,320
Damn.

1549
01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:32,480
I'm down.

1550
01:37:32,480 --> 01:37:33,200
This is cool.

1551
01:37:34,480 --> 01:37:35,040
Yes.

1552
01:37:35,040 --> 01:37:37,920
I think I spent like two hours in this store.

1553
01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:39,280
There were seven floors.

1554
01:37:39,280 --> 01:37:42,240
There's not huge floors, but there's seven of them.

1555
01:37:44,240 --> 01:37:49,760
All kinds of things that, you know, from fridges, which I open a fridge and there's beer in the fridge.

1556
01:37:51,280 --> 01:37:52,640
Model fridge, there's beer.

1557
01:37:52,640 --> 01:37:53,920
I'm like, this is my fridge.

1558
01:37:53,920 --> 01:37:54,800
I should buy this.

1559
01:37:57,600 --> 01:38:06,640
To, you know, headphones, little appliances, the rice cookers, cameras.

1560
01:38:06,640 --> 01:38:10,800
Oh my God, aisles and aisles of cameras and perv lenses.

1561
01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:12,560
You know what I'm talking about?

1562
01:38:14,400 --> 01:38:14,960
Wait, what?

1563
01:38:16,160 --> 01:38:16,480
You say?

1564
01:38:16,480 --> 01:38:17,360
Perv lenses.

1565
01:38:17,360 --> 01:38:20,000
Man, man, purse, persons, would you say?

1566
01:38:20,960 --> 01:38:23,760
No, no, no, perv, pervert lenses.

1567
01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:24,400
Perverts.

1568
01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:26,080
Yes.

1569
01:38:26,080 --> 01:38:31,600
Pervert lenses for perverts, camera lenses, the giant, giant lenses like zoom lenses for.

1570
01:38:31,600 --> 01:38:32,560
They're for perverts?

1571
01:38:32,560 --> 01:38:33,040
1000.

1572
01:38:35,520 --> 01:38:37,040
How, who else uses those?

1573
01:38:39,040 --> 01:38:40,880
Distinguished gentlemen like me.

1574
01:38:42,160 --> 01:38:43,360
Distinguished gentlemen.

1575
01:38:43,680 --> 01:38:44,960
Don't go around calling us.

1576
01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:51,920
So the secret's out.

1577
01:38:51,920 --> 01:38:54,000
Everybody knows that those are for the pervs now.

1578
01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:54,320
Shit.

1579
01:38:54,960 --> 01:38:55,840
I'm going to have to return this.

1580
01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:56,640
That was expensive.

1581
01:38:58,080 --> 01:38:59,760
They were expensive.

1582
01:39:00,800 --> 01:39:07,600
I thought about importing some through the dark gray market.

1583
01:39:08,160 --> 01:39:12,960
Whoa, did you know that all the Japanese beer companies were just.

1584
01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:14,480
Right.

1585
01:39:14,480 --> 01:39:14,880
Yeah.

1586
01:39:14,880 --> 01:39:15,520
Uh-huh.

1587
01:39:15,520 --> 01:39:16,080
I saw.

1588
01:39:16,080 --> 01:39:17,520
I thought it was just a shy.

1589
01:39:17,520 --> 01:39:19,520
I thought it was just one beer, but it's all of them.

1590
01:39:20,880 --> 01:39:22,000
Yeah, I guess they're all.

1591
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:22,480
You know what?

1592
01:39:22,480 --> 01:39:27,600
The prices were exactly the same when I went to a convenience store to pick up my daily

1593
01:39:27,600 --> 01:39:28,560
allotment of beer.

1594
01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:32,720
And I wanted to, you know, get an idea of what I was doing.

1595
01:39:32,720 --> 01:39:39,040
I was buying a daily allotment of beer and I wanted to, you know, get an assortment of

1596
01:39:39,040 --> 01:39:42,880
what's available pretty much exactly the same price for each of them.

1597
01:39:42,880 --> 01:39:45,680
And I couldn't, I couldn't be like, oh, let me get the cheap one.

1598
01:39:45,680 --> 01:39:46,640
Let me get the expensive one.

1599
01:39:46,640 --> 01:39:48,320
It's like, no, they're all the same price.

1600
01:39:49,760 --> 01:39:53,680
So I guess the investigation is right on.

1601
01:39:54,400 --> 01:39:56,640
Who cares if they're all selling at the same price though?

1602
01:39:56,640 --> 01:39:57,200
Is it?

1603
01:39:57,200 --> 01:39:58,320
I did care.

1604
01:39:58,320 --> 01:40:00,960
Is it like a monopoly or some shit?

1605
01:40:00,960 --> 01:40:01,600
It's.

1606
01:40:02,000 --> 01:40:06,080
It's price collusion, I guess, but they all tasted the same too.

1607
01:40:06,080 --> 01:40:09,520
So why not sell them at the same price if they taste the same?

1608
01:40:10,400 --> 01:40:11,040
Wow.

1609
01:40:11,040 --> 01:40:15,520
Like, I don't know why that's illegal.

1610
01:40:15,520 --> 01:40:19,040
It's like the, yeah, this is crazy out there.

1611
01:40:19,040 --> 01:40:21,280
The Japan Fair Trade Commission.

1612
01:40:22,480 --> 01:40:25,360
It can be illegal if it's expensive, but they weren't.

1613
01:40:25,360 --> 01:40:32,000
They were like 250, like 280 yen, which is about $2.

1614
01:40:32,639 --> 01:40:34,480
This beer is reasonably priced.

1615
01:40:35,519 --> 01:40:35,920
Yes.

1616
01:40:37,519 --> 01:40:42,960
And not only that, when I was on a train on the Shinkansen from Kyoto to Tokyo,

1617
01:40:42,960 --> 01:40:48,639
I spotted a, I think it was an Asahi brewery, maybe a Kirin.

1618
01:40:48,639 --> 01:40:53,200
I don't remember which one, but their storage tanks were shaped,

1619
01:40:54,160 --> 01:40:56,960
made to look like classes of beer.

1620
01:40:56,960 --> 01:41:00,240
So they were yellow about like 80% up.

1621
01:41:00,240 --> 01:41:03,519
And then the top part was white.

1622
01:41:03,519 --> 01:41:06,559
So it looked like a class of beer was foam.

1623
01:41:06,559 --> 01:41:07,280
It was beautiful.

1624
01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:09,280
That's pretty cool.

1625
01:41:12,720 --> 01:41:12,960
Yeah.

1626
01:41:12,960 --> 01:41:18,080
So I'm becoming a Japanophile just by experience.

1627
01:41:18,080 --> 01:41:18,720
How long were you there?

1628
01:41:18,720 --> 01:41:19,519
I don't know how to hand you.

1629
01:41:20,480 --> 01:41:20,960
10 days.

1630
01:41:21,920 --> 01:41:22,960
Not long enough.

1631
01:41:22,960 --> 01:41:25,360
You got to be there for like, you got to be there for months.

1632
01:41:25,360 --> 01:41:25,520
I'm long enough.

1633
01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:26,880
Yes.

1634
01:41:27,520 --> 01:41:29,360
Three months until they kick you out.

1635
01:41:29,360 --> 01:41:29,600
Yeah.

1636
01:41:30,560 --> 01:41:31,760
You got to stay the whole limit.

1637
01:41:32,960 --> 01:41:33,360
Yep.

1638
01:41:34,480 --> 01:41:35,440
That's the way to do it.

1639
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:36,720
Damn.

1640
01:41:36,720 --> 01:41:37,200
Man.

1641
01:41:37,200 --> 01:41:38,320
Yeah, I got to go there one day.

1642
01:41:39,040 --> 01:41:42,480
Isn't there like a time of the year that's the best time to go to Japan or something?

1643
01:41:42,480 --> 01:41:43,760
Like, because it's cheaper prices.

1644
01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:50,880
So I went, I went in like off season, but the problem was that just as I showed up,

1645
01:41:51,840 --> 01:41:53,600
so did a typhoon.

1646
01:41:55,440 --> 01:42:03,360
So Tokyo was rainy the whole time, but it wasn't rainy all day, but every day it rained.

1647
01:42:03,360 --> 01:42:07,440
So I was there during a stretch of 34 consecutive days of rain,

1648
01:42:07,440 --> 01:42:11,680
but it didn't really interfere with my, you know, plans.

1649
01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:14,080
Yeah, it rained at night.

1650
01:42:14,080 --> 01:42:17,360
It rained in the morning, but during the day it kind of like,

1651
01:42:18,320 --> 01:42:24,480
I was still able to do everything, go around without umbrellas or stuff, which if you need an

1652
01:42:24,480 --> 01:42:27,519
umbrella, it's fine because you can just leave it outside of stores.

1653
01:42:27,519 --> 01:42:29,040
They have bags for the umbrellas.

1654
01:42:29,040 --> 01:42:30,880
They have stands for the umbrellas.

1655
01:42:30,880 --> 01:42:32,960
They have, they have everything.

1656
01:42:32,960 --> 01:42:39,040
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's a place that's tuned to comfort.

1657
01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:39,839
I noticed this.

1658
01:42:39,839 --> 01:42:43,839
I don't want to sound racist, but those Japanese are umbrella files.

1659
01:42:45,120 --> 01:42:46,559
They are, even in the sun.

1660
01:42:47,120 --> 01:42:51,840
I saw people carrying umbrellas in the sun to protect themselves from the rays.

1661
01:42:53,440 --> 01:42:55,440
A lot of people wearing masks over there.

1662
01:42:55,440 --> 01:42:57,120
Any of those, any face masks?

1663
01:42:59,120 --> 01:43:04,160
You know, since we've had, you know, since COVID people have been kind of wearing masks here,

1664
01:43:04,160 --> 01:43:09,600
so I wasn't as surprised, but yes, I would say maybe like 10% of people.

1665
01:43:10,160 --> 01:43:10,960
All right.

1666
01:43:10,960 --> 01:43:11,840
Maybe 15.

1667
01:43:12,080 --> 01:43:12,560
Wow.

1668
01:43:12,560 --> 01:43:18,480
In stores, you would see some clerks and stuff wearing masks and stuff, but yeah, yeah.

1669
01:43:18,480 --> 01:43:22,800
A little bit, yeah, kind of like what you saw here a couple of years ago.

1670
01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:27,600
So 1 yen is 0.0063 dollars.

1671
01:43:27,600 --> 01:43:29,120
Man, I'd be rich if I was there.

1672
01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:31,520
All I need is one dollar.

1673
01:43:31,520 --> 01:43:33,920
Food, food is very cheap.

1674
01:43:33,920 --> 01:43:37,680
One dollar, a hundred, I'd be 157 yen a, yen a mail.

1675
01:43:37,680 --> 01:43:38,560
A yen, yen a mail.

1676
01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:39,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1677
01:43:39,920 --> 01:43:40,560
Yeah, yeah.

1678
01:43:40,560 --> 01:43:41,040
Yeah.

1679
01:43:41,120 --> 01:43:43,360
Yeah, yeah, yen a yen millionaire.

1680
01:43:43,360 --> 01:43:46,160
Yeah, yen a yen millionaire.

1681
01:43:46,160 --> 01:43:47,200
yen a yen millionaire.

1682
01:43:47,200 --> 01:43:54,160
How much is a, so you only need $6,000 to be a yen millionaire.

1683
01:43:58,800 --> 01:44:00,080
You might be off by a zero.

1684
01:44:01,280 --> 01:44:02,800
Don't you question my math.

1685
01:44:05,600 --> 01:44:08,080
I'm questioning your decimal point, not your math.

1686
01:44:08,640 --> 01:44:09,440
No, I'm right.

1687
01:44:09,440 --> 01:44:14,080
Yeah, one million yen is $6,342.90.

1688
01:44:14,879 --> 01:44:16,400
Okay, well, I stand corrected.

1689
01:44:16,400 --> 01:44:22,080
So ha, ha, I could be a yen millionaire, motherfuckers.

1690
01:44:22,080 --> 01:44:22,960
I'm going to Japan.

1691
01:44:22,960 --> 01:44:23,440
That easy.

1692
01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:24,799
It's that easy.

1693
01:44:28,240 --> 01:44:28,639
Damn.

1694
01:44:31,280 --> 01:44:32,240
Yeah, I gotta go there one day.

1695
01:44:33,280 --> 01:44:33,919
That'll be fun.

1696
01:44:33,919 --> 01:44:35,599
How was the, how long was the flight?

1697
01:44:36,879 --> 01:44:37,839
That's the worst part.

1698
01:44:38,560 --> 01:44:40,960
It's 13 hours from here.

1699
01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:45,200
On the way back, you cut off a couple hours

1700
01:44:46,720 --> 01:44:50,000
and you come back in a weird way because you leave in the evening

1701
01:44:50,000 --> 01:44:54,320
and you come back late afternoon and it's like you traveled back in time.

1702
01:44:54,320 --> 01:44:54,960
I don't fuck you up.

1703
01:44:54,960 --> 01:44:55,760
So that's kind of cool.

1704
01:44:56,640 --> 01:44:57,120
That's strange.

1705
01:44:57,120 --> 01:44:59,840
But going there, going there was tough.

1706
01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:06,800
But then once I got there, I just, I don't know, I just lived my life.

1707
01:45:06,800 --> 01:45:10,000
And then once I got back here, I couldn't sleep for five days

1708
01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:12,960
because I was still mentally in Tokyo.

1709
01:45:13,520 --> 01:45:14,400
Because you were depressed.

1710
01:45:14,400 --> 01:45:16,800
You were like, fuck man, I won't go back.

1711
01:45:18,400 --> 01:45:21,920
Well, because during the, during the nighttime, it's daytime there.

1712
01:45:21,920 --> 01:45:26,960
So it's, it's like, yeah, but I think I was kind of just buzzing on the,

1713
01:45:26,960 --> 01:45:30,000
on the excitement of all the, all the experience.

1714
01:45:30,560 --> 01:45:32,960
High on Japanese people, man.

1715
01:45:32,960 --> 01:45:33,840
High on Japan.

1716
01:45:34,640 --> 01:45:36,000
Yes, I got high on Japan.

1717
01:45:37,200 --> 01:45:37,920
There, there, there, there.

1718
01:45:37,920 --> 01:45:39,520
Were you, were you, were you, hi.

1719
01:45:39,520 --> 01:45:42,000
Were you can't do anything to get high?

1720
01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:47,920
Were they, you know, they, did you see, did you see that TikTok or something

1721
01:45:47,920 --> 01:45:51,840
about some girl who showed up in Japan and she called it,

1722
01:45:51,840 --> 01:45:54,800
her dealer to get Molly or something?

1723
01:45:55,440 --> 01:45:56,560
And then she got busted.

1724
01:45:56,560 --> 01:46:01,840
Like the Japanese police, like 12 cops busted her tour at 7 30 in the morning,

1725
01:46:01,840 --> 01:46:04,240
the next morning after she tried to place the order.

1726
01:46:04,720 --> 01:46:05,040
Yeah.

1727
01:46:05,280 --> 01:46:07,840
You go to Japan, they're raging alcoholics.

1728
01:46:07,840 --> 01:46:10,400
Let's go there and get drunk.

1729
01:46:10,400 --> 01:46:10,880
You drink.

1730
01:46:11,600 --> 01:46:15,280
Yes, you drink the sake, the price fixed the sake.

1731
01:46:15,920 --> 01:46:16,960
Hey, best price.

1732
01:46:17,519 --> 01:46:17,760
Fucking.

1733
01:46:21,360 --> 01:46:22,080
It's so weird.

1734
01:46:22,080 --> 01:46:27,760
Like who cares if all these companies are colluding and it's a good price.

1735
01:46:27,760 --> 01:46:28,720
I don't, I don't understand.

1736
01:46:28,720 --> 01:46:30,960
They're like, hey, let's make this beat this one.

1737
01:46:30,960 --> 01:46:31,920
I know you're old.

1738
01:46:31,920 --> 01:46:32,640
20 bucks.

1739
01:46:34,640 --> 01:46:34,880
Yeah.

1740
01:46:35,519 --> 01:46:36,480
We'll all do it.

1741
01:46:36,480 --> 01:46:38,160
Maybe it's still too expensive.

1742
01:46:38,160 --> 01:46:41,600
Maybe the 250 is still, maybe it should be 150.

1743
01:46:43,040 --> 01:46:43,360
Damn.

1744
01:46:45,040 --> 01:46:48,160
Maybe that's crazy.

1745
01:46:52,080 --> 01:46:53,680
These Japanese people.

1746
01:46:53,680 --> 01:46:55,280
How's your drones doing?

1747
01:46:55,280 --> 01:46:56,640
You break any more of them?

1748
01:46:57,760 --> 01:47:01,200
I haven't had the time to break the drone since I've returned.

1749
01:47:02,080 --> 01:47:05,519
But I'm planning how to break it.

1750
01:47:07,840 --> 01:47:09,360
You should have brought the drones with you, man.

1751
01:47:12,160 --> 01:47:13,599
You can't do anything there.

1752
01:47:13,599 --> 01:47:14,000
I know.

1753
01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:17,679
I looked it up and it's like, no, it would have been bad.

1754
01:47:17,679 --> 01:47:22,480
You would have gotten the police come after you and then they take you in and they can't,

1755
01:47:22,480 --> 01:47:25,519
they don't release you for 30 days and they hold you and.

1756
01:47:25,519 --> 01:47:27,440
It'll extend your stay.

1757
01:47:27,440 --> 01:47:29,200
Free hotel, free room and board.

1758
01:47:31,200 --> 01:47:33,040
Yes, but you can't leave the hotel.

1759
01:47:33,040 --> 01:47:36,800
I'm sure their prisons are probably forced to heart.

1760
01:47:39,519 --> 01:47:40,720
Imagine the people you can meet.

1761
01:47:40,720 --> 01:47:41,920
You can get sushi.

1762
01:47:43,280 --> 01:47:44,400
Probably.

1763
01:47:44,400 --> 01:47:45,120
Here's your sushi.

1764
01:47:47,440 --> 01:47:48,160
Only rust.

1765
01:47:51,040 --> 01:47:51,679
I'll take it.

1766
01:47:51,679 --> 01:47:52,559
Yes.

1767
01:47:52,559 --> 01:47:53,599
I'm fine with rust.

1768
01:47:53,599 --> 01:47:55,040
I'm good with rust.

1769
01:47:55,040 --> 01:48:00,160
Man, but imagine flying a drone over Japan and like not being allowed to.

1770
01:48:00,160 --> 01:48:02,240
All the Japanese people would look up and point at it.

1771
01:48:03,040 --> 01:48:05,280
Oh, it's your drone.

1772
01:48:05,280 --> 01:48:07,920
I'd be a whoo-pah-lo-de-dron.

1773
01:48:07,920 --> 01:48:09,760
Then you could play some Godzilla music.

1774
01:48:09,760 --> 01:48:10,559
Godzilla.

1775
01:48:11,760 --> 01:48:17,120
I did drive a I drove a go-kart through Tokyo in a in a bucky costume.

1776
01:48:17,680 --> 01:48:18,559
What?

1777
01:48:18,559 --> 01:48:18,880
Dude.

1778
01:48:20,720 --> 01:48:21,040
Yes.

1779
01:48:23,040 --> 01:48:23,360
Why?

1780
01:48:24,880 --> 01:48:25,440
Why not?

1781
01:48:26,960 --> 01:48:28,000
Is that a thing there?

1782
01:48:28,400 --> 01:48:33,600
Tokyo is the only city where you can drive go-karts in the streets because they have no weight restrictions.

1783
01:48:33,600 --> 01:48:35,360
I don't care about the go-kart part.

1784
01:48:35,360 --> 01:48:38,000
I'm talking about the dress like a monkey part.

1785
01:48:38,400 --> 01:48:40,000
Bucky, Bucky, Bucky.

1786
01:48:40,000 --> 01:48:44,720
Oh, I thought you said dress like a monkey.

1787
01:48:44,720 --> 01:48:47,120
No, I guess that's me mumbling.

1788
01:48:47,120 --> 01:48:53,120
I meant to say Bucky the beaver of the Bucky gas station fame.

1789
01:48:53,840 --> 01:48:58,080
Yeah, I guess that's a lot less crazy than a monkey.

1790
01:48:58,080 --> 01:48:58,880
You were a beaver.

1791
01:48:58,880 --> 01:49:00,240
Why are you dressed like a beaver?

1792
01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:07,200
Because I had to have a costume and I decided, well, I'll bring my own costume.

1793
01:49:07,200 --> 01:49:10,240
Well, this is something that signifies America and the only.

1794
01:49:12,400 --> 01:49:13,599
Were you with other people?

1795
01:49:13,599 --> 01:49:14,720
Are you doing this by yourself?

1796
01:49:14,720 --> 01:49:15,760
Like, yeah, I'm gonna fuck you.

1797
01:49:15,760 --> 01:49:20,960
No, I was with six other six other participants plus the leader of the crew.

1798
01:49:23,120 --> 01:49:30,800
And we drove through the city and we waved at people walking by that we're taking pictures

1799
01:49:30,800 --> 01:49:36,160
and I got stuck at a red light by myself while the crew pulled away.

1800
01:49:37,040 --> 01:49:39,440
Yes, the beaver was alone in Tokyo.

1801
01:49:42,559 --> 01:49:43,920
What were the other people dressed as?

1802
01:49:46,320 --> 01:49:47,920
There were Pikachu's.

1803
01:49:47,920 --> 01:49:54,880
There were, see, the thing is these places, the go-kart, they used to do like Nintendo

1804
01:49:55,680 --> 01:50:02,640
based costumes, but then Nintendo sued them because Nintendo is very litigious, as of course you know.

1805
01:50:04,240 --> 01:50:06,160
Yeah, it's like they're home turf too.

1806
01:50:07,440 --> 01:50:08,320
Exactly.

1807
01:50:08,320 --> 01:50:12,880
So now they have costumes that kind of resemble the characters, but not really.

1808
01:50:13,600 --> 01:50:21,280
So you can either choose a costume from their database or not, but I decided, okay,

1809
01:50:21,280 --> 01:50:24,080
well, I'm not gonna choose a knockoff Mario.

1810
01:50:24,080 --> 01:50:28,880
I'm gonna just bring a Bucky costume when I bought one here and I brought it with me.

1811
01:50:28,880 --> 01:50:30,240
Did you bring it home with you?

1812
01:50:30,240 --> 01:50:31,840
Yes, I have it.

1813
01:50:31,840 --> 01:50:33,360
I'm gonna wear it for Halloween.

1814
01:50:34,240 --> 01:50:35,840
Like a giant foam head?

1815
01:50:37,200 --> 01:50:40,320
No, it's like a onesie.

1816
01:50:40,320 --> 01:50:41,360
It's like a onesie.

1817
01:50:41,360 --> 01:50:48,639
It's like a onesie with a hood and the hood is like the beaver's mouth.

1818
01:50:53,040 --> 01:50:59,200
If you look up, if you look up Bucky's costume, you will see exactly what I'm talking about.

1819
01:51:00,160 --> 01:51:02,719
I want a Bucky's costume with booty shorts.

1820
01:51:03,759 --> 01:51:04,240
Bucky.

1821
01:51:04,240 --> 01:51:07,200
Oh, unfortunately, mine does not.

1822
01:51:07,200 --> 01:51:09,440
It has full leg coverings.

1823
01:51:10,080 --> 01:51:13,839
I'm getting Bucky from Marvel Universe to get out the fake arm.

1824
01:51:14,799 --> 01:51:16,320
It might be a spelling issue.

1825
01:51:17,200 --> 01:51:17,919
Yeah, I don't know.

1826
01:51:17,919 --> 01:51:18,799
I still don't really know.

1827
01:51:18,799 --> 01:51:21,280
Is it like a sweater vest sort of thing too?

1828
01:51:21,280 --> 01:51:22,960
Is it got like a zip up?

1829
01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:26,960
It's a full onesie, covered leg covering.

1830
01:51:27,679 --> 01:51:28,799
I think I'm looking at it right now.

1831
01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:35,360
Entire body with the beaver logo on the chest.

1832
01:51:35,360 --> 01:51:36,320
And there's a tail too.

1833
01:51:37,280 --> 01:51:38,960
There is a tail, yes, there is a tail.

1834
01:51:39,680 --> 01:51:40,000
Nice.

1835
01:51:40,800 --> 01:51:41,440
That's pretty cool.

1836
01:51:41,440 --> 01:51:42,800
Probably keeps you warm in that.

1837
01:51:42,800 --> 01:51:44,400
Michael Myers could have worn that thing.

1838
01:51:45,520 --> 01:51:46,720
It kept me warm, yes.

1839
01:51:47,680 --> 01:51:49,920
It is a good warming device.

1840
01:51:50,960 --> 01:51:51,440
That's fine.

1841
01:51:51,440 --> 01:51:54,800
Is it official Bucky's or is it like knockoff Bucky's?

1842
01:51:54,800 --> 01:51:55,920
I think this was official.

1843
01:51:55,920 --> 01:51:58,720
I think I got it from the Amazon Bucky's.

1844
01:52:00,560 --> 01:52:01,120
Oh, yeah, sure.

1845
01:52:01,120 --> 01:52:02,000
You got it too.

1846
01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:06,000
I thought it was like maybe that this Go-Kart company is like, you know,

1847
01:52:06,000 --> 01:52:09,920
we can't break Nintendo Japan laws, but we could.

1848
01:52:09,920 --> 01:52:11,840
Let's get some fake Bucky shit over here.

1849
01:52:13,280 --> 01:52:14,160
Nope, nope, nope.

1850
01:52:14,160 --> 01:52:17,600
I made sure to circumvent that and I got my own.

1851
01:52:17,600 --> 01:52:19,600
So I bought it here before leaving.

1852
01:52:20,400 --> 01:52:26,240
And then I bought little Bucky mascot things to give away.

1853
01:52:26,240 --> 01:52:29,680
And I gave away five of them while I was there.

1854
01:52:30,560 --> 01:52:31,680
That was crazy.

1855
01:52:31,680 --> 01:52:33,520
They're making tons of money off Bucky.

1856
01:52:33,520 --> 01:52:35,520
And he's just, it's just one picture.

1857
01:52:35,520 --> 01:52:43,280
It's like, it's like not even like a cartoon or multiple pictures, just his face in a circle.

1858
01:52:43,280 --> 01:52:46,400
It's because we have a shortage of mascots in Japan.

1859
01:52:46,400 --> 01:52:54,000
They have many, many mascots, but here we don't, we don't have any and we have now one and now everybody gravitates to it.

1860
01:52:54,000 --> 01:52:58,640
Yeah, but like Japanese mascots, they got like TV shows and movies and all that.

1861
01:52:58,640 --> 01:53:01,280
Bucky's is the face in a circle.

1862
01:53:01,920 --> 01:53:02,960
It's strange to think about.

1863
01:53:02,960 --> 01:53:03,440
That's it.

1864
01:53:03,679 --> 01:53:09,200
Just like, very poor man's, poor man's Kawaii.

1865
01:53:09,919 --> 01:53:13,839
Yeah, like a, yeah man, man.

1866
01:53:13,839 --> 01:53:17,919
I need to make a, I need to put a circle around my face and put it on everything.

1867
01:53:19,440 --> 01:53:24,559
You know what, that's how, that's how you, that's your retirement plan.

1868
01:53:24,559 --> 01:53:24,960
That's my exit strategy.

1869
01:53:24,960 --> 01:53:27,360
What do you call it on the agenda?

1870
01:53:27,360 --> 01:53:28,719
Exit, yes, that's right.

1871
01:53:28,719 --> 01:53:30,000
Exit strategy, yes.

1872
01:53:30,960 --> 01:53:34,880
Oh man, you know Adam's not doing no agenda anymore, huh?

1873
01:53:35,360 --> 01:53:38,240
I gotta listen to him saying that.

1874
01:53:38,240 --> 01:53:40,000
I gotta find out, I gotta find out more.

1875
01:53:41,360 --> 01:53:47,760
The last I heard was when he did an episode with the Horowitz, which we speculated about,

1876
01:53:47,760 --> 01:53:53,200
and then I heard it and then I haven't heard anything since because I've been still catching up.

1877
01:53:54,000 --> 01:53:55,680
The Horowitz episode was good.

1878
01:53:55,680 --> 01:53:56,640
It was a good episode.

1879
01:53:57,600 --> 01:54:02,800
What do you, you gotta, you gotta fill me in now because you said he's not doing no agenda anymore.

1880
01:54:02,800 --> 01:54:03,760
Yeah, I don't know.

1881
01:54:03,760 --> 01:54:05,120
I don't know what's happening.

1882
01:54:05,120 --> 01:54:10,720
I only heard this through the grapevine of the California sunshine.

1883
01:54:11,280 --> 01:54:12,160
I don't know, I don't know.

1884
01:54:14,320 --> 01:54:17,520
How was the wine through the grapevine?

1885
01:54:17,520 --> 01:54:23,360
It's sour, sour grapes, but I'll have more information next week.

1886
01:54:24,160 --> 01:54:25,040
So I could find out.

1887
01:54:27,280 --> 01:54:29,600
Well, keep stomping on those grapes.

1888
01:54:29,600 --> 01:54:30,560
Hell yeah, brother.

1889
01:54:30,560 --> 01:54:31,440
Hell yeah, brother.

1890
01:54:32,400 --> 01:54:32,880
Hell yeah.

1891
01:54:33,520 --> 01:54:36,000
All right, well, I'm gonna have to go now.

1892
01:54:36,000 --> 01:54:38,880
It was lovely talking to you and you sold me on Japan.

1893
01:54:39,920 --> 01:54:41,520
It was lovely talking to you.

1894
01:54:41,520 --> 01:54:42,560
I'm happy I did.

1895
01:54:42,560 --> 01:54:51,280
I didn't think it needed much selling, but I'm happy to be an ambassador for Japan after 10 days there.

1896
01:54:51,280 --> 01:54:52,240
And Buckeys too.

1897
01:54:52,240 --> 01:54:53,360
Now, I've never been to Buckeys.

1898
01:54:53,360 --> 01:54:54,240
Have you ever been to Buckeys?

1899
01:54:55,200 --> 01:54:56,320
Not yet, no.

1900
01:54:56,320 --> 01:54:58,240
So I don't even know what I was advertising.

1901
01:54:58,240 --> 01:54:59,599
I might have been advertising shit.

1902
01:55:00,400 --> 01:55:02,559
You should show up to Buckeys wearing the Buckeys thing.

1903
01:55:03,679 --> 01:55:05,440
That's the only appropriate way, I think.

1904
01:55:06,240 --> 01:55:07,920
All right, well, have a lovely evening.

1905
01:55:09,200 --> 01:55:09,920
Sayonara.

1906
01:55:10,799 --> 01:55:11,840
Sayonara.

1907
01:55:14,080 --> 01:55:15,280
Hey, hey, Nick.

1908
01:55:17,759 --> 01:55:19,120
Oh, good vape.

1909
01:55:19,920 --> 01:55:21,040
I already forgot.

1910
01:55:21,920 --> 01:55:22,480
Oh, yeah.

1911
01:55:23,040 --> 01:55:25,200
I was telling you about the pie hole.

1912
01:55:26,480 --> 01:55:28,559
Yeah, keep that kind of quiet.

1913
01:55:29,599 --> 01:55:37,519
You don't want your billions of audience listeners, viewers, whatever, catching on,

1914
01:55:37,519 --> 01:55:39,759
and then it's kind of less, less valuable.

1915
01:55:39,759 --> 01:55:40,639
What?

1916
01:55:40,639 --> 01:55:47,920
But once upon a time, former roommate actually became a deputy sheriff.

1917
01:55:48,960 --> 01:55:51,840
And he was a uniformed whatever.

1918
01:55:52,720 --> 01:55:54,320
How to take home car.

1919
01:55:54,320 --> 01:55:57,120
Maybe I don't fucking remember.

1920
01:55:57,120 --> 01:55:59,120
This is after we were roommates.

1921
01:55:59,680 --> 01:56:04,640
And he got a fucking sweetheart deal at his apartment.

1922
01:56:05,280 --> 01:56:08,640
Not sewer, but apartment complex.

1923
01:56:09,360 --> 01:56:14,480
Just where, you know, he had to serve evictions like once a month or some bullshit.

1924
01:56:15,280 --> 01:56:18,720
And just be a uniformed presence sometimes.

1925
01:56:19,680 --> 01:56:28,720
So maybe maybe a pie hole incentive or something you could offer him with your

1926
01:56:29,280 --> 01:56:35,680
technical background in the sewer might might benefit everyone.

1927
01:56:37,760 --> 01:56:39,040
Food for thought.

1928
01:56:39,040 --> 01:56:39,520
I don't know.

1929
01:56:40,480 --> 01:56:41,520
I don't give a fuck.

1930
01:56:41,520 --> 01:56:44,080
Hey, Nick, guess what?

1931
01:56:44,080 --> 01:56:44,320
What?

1932
01:56:45,360 --> 01:56:46,960
Wait, tell me.

1933
01:56:47,120 --> 01:56:49,200
Food for thought.

1934
01:56:50,640 --> 01:56:51,600
That's a weird saying.

1935
01:56:54,160 --> 01:56:55,120
Where does that one come from?

1936
01:56:56,480 --> 01:56:59,040
Food for thought.

1937
01:57:01,360 --> 01:57:03,120
Ah, let's see here.

1938
01:57:03,120 --> 01:57:05,360
Food for thought.

1939
01:57:05,360 --> 01:57:06,240
Origin.

1940
01:57:06,800 --> 01:57:07,520
Let's see.

1941
01:57:08,240 --> 01:57:13,280
Originated as a metaphor, comparing mental nourishment to physical nourishment.

1942
01:57:13,920 --> 01:57:15,280
Well, I get that point.

1943
01:57:16,240 --> 01:57:18,400
Let's get some more telephone nourishment.

1944
01:57:19,120 --> 01:57:20,160
Hello, caller.

1945
01:57:20,160 --> 01:57:21,040
You're on the line.

1946
01:57:21,040 --> 01:57:22,800
Oh, I get that point.

1947
01:57:22,800 --> 01:57:23,440
Nope.

1948
01:57:23,440 --> 01:57:24,800
No, I got a phone line.

1949
01:57:24,800 --> 01:57:25,759
My language.

1950
01:57:27,759 --> 01:57:28,400
Oh, there you go.

1951
01:57:28,400 --> 01:57:29,920
Turn down your radio caller.

1952
01:57:30,960 --> 01:57:31,759
Yeah, there you go.

1953
01:57:31,759 --> 01:57:33,040
10 seconds behind again.

1954
01:57:33,679 --> 01:57:34,559
So 10 seconds.

1955
01:57:34,559 --> 01:57:34,880
Fine.

1956
01:57:35,840 --> 01:57:36,080
So.

1957
01:57:38,320 --> 01:57:39,360
We're in the future.

1958
01:57:40,320 --> 01:57:41,440
See, see caller.

1959
01:57:41,440 --> 01:57:42,719
If you don't turn down your radio.

1960
01:57:42,720 --> 01:57:48,880
It's funny because I hear us now and I hear 10 seconds behind.

1961
01:57:50,240 --> 01:57:52,640
And that's exactly what it was with the weather.

1962
01:57:52,640 --> 01:57:54,720
Every every time you show the weather.

1963
01:57:54,720 --> 01:57:55,040
Yeah.

1964
01:57:55,040 --> 01:57:55,760
10 seconds on.

1965
01:57:56,400 --> 01:57:57,920
Ah, yeah.

1966
01:57:57,920 --> 01:57:58,400
Where is the.

1967
01:57:58,400 --> 01:57:58,720
Okay.

1968
01:57:59,360 --> 01:57:59,600
So.

1969
01:58:01,200 --> 01:58:02,400
I'm retired.

1970
01:58:02,400 --> 01:58:07,200
I should have gotten my first retirement check at the beginning of that month.

1971
01:58:07,200 --> 01:58:07,600
But that's.

1972
01:58:09,120 --> 01:58:12,560
So you are interested in Japan.

1973
01:58:12,880 --> 01:58:15,440
Uh, yeah.

1974
01:58:15,440 --> 01:58:16,640
Japan seems cool.

1975
01:58:16,640 --> 01:58:19,760
I like, uh, I like those Japanese people.

1976
01:58:19,760 --> 01:58:24,240
They got cool movies and cartoons and music and architecture.

1977
01:58:26,160 --> 01:58:26,400
Okay.

1978
01:58:28,400 --> 01:58:30,640
He took me up on cool boobies.

1979
01:58:30,640 --> 01:58:30,960
Okay.

1980
01:58:31,840 --> 01:58:34,000
Well, you know, they got really cool boobies there.

1981
01:58:34,000 --> 01:58:34,960
I like their boobies.

1982
01:58:34,960 --> 01:58:39,360
They, I don't, I didn't know they started giving, uh, drinking milk there so much.

1983
01:58:39,679 --> 01:58:45,120
I'm not sure you're talking about the moment, but.

1984
01:58:45,679 --> 01:58:46,639
Wait, I don't know.

1985
01:58:49,280 --> 01:58:49,679
Yeah.

1986
01:58:49,679 --> 01:58:50,719
Have you ever been to Japan?

1987
01:58:50,719 --> 01:58:51,440
Have you ever been there?

1988
01:58:52,719 --> 01:58:56,400
No, but that's the reason why I call you tonight because it got brought up.

1989
01:58:57,679 --> 01:59:02,799
So 1988 1987.

1990
01:59:03,760 --> 01:59:04,000
So.

1991
01:59:07,840 --> 01:59:09,360
I couldn't have been 1987.

1992
01:59:09,360 --> 01:59:11,040
I could not have been in 1988.

1993
01:59:11,040 --> 01:59:12,320
It had to be 1989.

1994
01:59:13,040 --> 01:59:13,200
So.

1995
01:59:16,000 --> 01:59:17,360
You go to high school.

1996
01:59:17,360 --> 01:59:18,960
I was supposed to stay there for five years.

1997
01:59:20,000 --> 01:59:20,800
I messed up.

1998
01:59:22,000 --> 01:59:24,080
I was told I had to take gym.

1999
01:59:24,080 --> 01:59:24,480
Great.

2000
01:59:24,480 --> 01:59:25,120
I took gym.

2001
01:59:26,080 --> 01:59:28,400
I fell two gym prices in England.

2002
01:59:29,040 --> 01:59:32,400
I was told, oh, you fell two gym prices in England.

2003
01:59:33,280 --> 01:59:34,080
I was like, okay.

2004
01:59:34,720 --> 01:59:39,360
And they were like, you have to do summer school or you have to do another semester.

2005
01:59:39,360 --> 01:59:45,200
I was like, oh, and I was like, I was told I had to do gym, but I didn't know how to pass it.

2006
01:59:47,200 --> 01:59:49,040
So I took gym.

2007
01:59:49,040 --> 01:59:51,440
I didn't, I just fucking skipped out on gym.

2008
01:59:51,440 --> 01:59:52,800
I was not a gym person.

2009
01:59:52,800 --> 01:59:54,400
I fucking skipped out on gym.

2010
01:59:54,400 --> 01:59:57,440
Like, I felt it because I didn't fucking do it.

2011
01:59:58,000 --> 01:59:59,600
However, I fucked up on English.

2012
02:00:00,480 --> 02:00:00,720
So.

2013
02:00:02,400 --> 02:00:04,320
I was like, I'm not going to summer school.

2014
02:00:04,320 --> 02:00:06,480
I'll come back to the next semester.

2015
02:00:06,480 --> 02:00:11,280
So I did the five year high school plan.

2016
02:00:13,680 --> 02:00:16,960
And not just fucking for three classes, apparently.

2017
02:00:16,960 --> 02:00:18,960
And I'm trying to still get it right in my head.

2018
02:00:19,680 --> 02:00:21,680
Did I stay for the entire year?

2019
02:00:22,320 --> 02:00:24,720
Because nonetheless, I met.

2020
02:00:25,040 --> 02:00:26,320
You didn't even mean my wife.

2021
02:00:26,320 --> 02:00:30,320
Who's my fucking most incredible woman ever?

2022
02:00:31,360 --> 02:00:35,920
Well, but I met a fucking most incredible woman ever.

2023
02:00:37,840 --> 02:00:40,880
So I met her if I had not stayed.

2024
02:00:40,880 --> 02:00:41,920
I met her.

2025
02:00:43,920 --> 02:00:49,360
And the long story short, but I gave her a book and I don't remember giving her a book

2026
02:00:49,360 --> 02:00:52,160
because I was into Japanese culture.

2027
02:00:52,880 --> 02:00:56,400
You're playing RPGs, well playing games.

2028
02:00:57,440 --> 02:00:58,480
You ever hear of RuneQuest?

2029
02:00:59,040 --> 02:00:59,920
Yeah, I know RuneQuest.

2030
02:01:01,280 --> 02:01:07,040
RuneQuest had an ascending or a spin-off.

2031
02:01:07,920 --> 02:01:10,800
They had Vikings, but they also had Japan.

2032
02:01:13,040 --> 02:01:15,680
Are you familiar with any of this stuff?

2033
02:01:16,240 --> 02:01:19,040
Because no, I bought all these games.

2034
02:01:20,000 --> 02:01:24,320
Like I pressured my parents, my grandmother, whatever to buy them for.

2035
02:01:24,320 --> 02:01:28,240
And I got them and everybody else like, yeah, it's interesting.

2036
02:01:28,800 --> 02:01:30,400
Yeah, you know, I'm very gonna play that.

2037
02:01:30,960 --> 02:01:34,400
But I bought a game called RuneQuest.

2038
02:01:35,680 --> 02:01:43,440
Actually, I borrowed that game, but I bought the spin-off, the addendum, the whatever you want to

2039
02:01:43,440 --> 02:01:44,559
call them today.

2040
02:01:44,559 --> 02:01:49,519
So I bought one of which was Vikings.

2041
02:01:49,519 --> 02:01:50,320
I love that one.

2042
02:01:50,320 --> 02:01:52,160
That was a great module, whatever it was.

2043
02:01:52,719 --> 02:01:54,799
But also Japan.

2044
02:01:57,519 --> 02:02:04,559
I also had a friend who lived in my neighborhood who somehow came upon a karate book.

2045
02:02:05,519 --> 02:02:07,919
He, I was like, oh, that's a pretty cool book.

2046
02:02:07,919 --> 02:02:08,639
And I borrowed it.

2047
02:02:08,639 --> 02:02:09,839
He's like, yeah, sure.

2048
02:02:09,840 --> 02:02:13,200
So I was, I borrowed it for a really long time.

2049
02:02:13,200 --> 02:02:15,440
I fucking still have that book today.

2050
02:02:15,440 --> 02:02:16,640
It's my eyes.

2051
02:02:16,640 --> 02:02:17,600
I had that book.

2052
02:02:18,800 --> 02:02:23,520
So never lend anything to me because I'll save it for eternity.

2053
02:02:24,080 --> 02:02:28,640
So you'd be like, oh, that fucking dick has my book, but oh shit.

2054
02:02:28,640 --> 02:02:29,840
That guy still has my dick.

2055
02:02:29,840 --> 02:02:30,800
My, whoa.

2056
02:02:32,800 --> 02:02:34,400
I still have your book.

2057
02:02:34,400 --> 02:02:35,200
I don't have your dick.

2058
02:02:36,880 --> 02:02:37,440
Oh shit.

2059
02:02:38,240 --> 02:02:39,520
I definitely don't have any dick.

2060
02:02:39,920 --> 02:02:42,000
But, oh, except for my.

2061
02:02:42,000 --> 02:02:42,640
In your garage.

2062
02:02:42,640 --> 02:02:44,720
So my, garage full of kicks.

2063
02:02:46,720 --> 02:02:50,560
Oh, don't involve my garage because I got a fucking clean and shit up.

2064
02:02:50,560 --> 02:02:51,360
It's fucking big.

2065
02:02:51,920 --> 02:02:56,240
Like I think she said, but no, really fucking up.

2066
02:02:57,200 --> 02:03:06,640
So I borrowed that karate book and I was trying to practice karate and I was probably,

2067
02:03:06,640 --> 02:03:11,360
oh, actually that was, that was well before I met that girlfriend in high school.

2068
02:03:11,360 --> 02:03:17,680
So I was well interested in a Japanese culture, probably when I was 16.

2069
02:03:17,680 --> 02:03:25,600
But when I met that girl in high school, I had to have been 17, 18.

2070
02:03:25,600 --> 02:03:32,240
So it's probably two to three years by the time I was really interested in Japanese culture.

2071
02:03:32,240 --> 02:03:37,040
So I, okay.

2072
02:03:37,040 --> 02:03:47,040
Long story short, she told me like 2018 when she fucking disappeared and came back.

2073
02:03:47,040 --> 02:03:48,880
She's like, oh yeah, you gave me a book.

2074
02:03:48,880 --> 02:03:50,559
It was a Japanese book.

2075
02:03:50,559 --> 02:03:53,679
It was a Japanese English to Japanese book.

2076
02:03:53,679 --> 02:03:55,840
I'm like, I gave you a book.

2077
02:03:55,840 --> 02:03:58,000
She's like, yeah, you gave me in high school.

2078
02:03:58,080 --> 02:03:59,600
I'm like, I have no work.

2079
02:03:59,600 --> 02:04:06,560
I'll actually give you a Japanese to English, English to Japanese translation book in high school.

2080
02:04:07,120 --> 02:04:10,720
I was like, that makes sense because I was fucking really interested.

2081
02:04:11,280 --> 02:04:18,000
So the joke, well, nine times I'm saying one story short, probably a fourth time.

2082
02:04:18,000 --> 02:04:25,680
But I fucking jinxed myself and it was with my wife and my presence and like,

2083
02:04:25,680 --> 02:04:32,240
I fucking gave this girl a Japanese English dictionary.

2084
02:04:33,040 --> 02:04:43,520
And then she fucking moved away, disappeared for 20 years, married a Japanese guy, lived in Japan,

2085
02:04:44,400 --> 02:04:54,400
taught English in Japan for I don't know how many years, had issues and came back to the U.S. in 2018.

2086
02:04:55,200 --> 02:04:56,639
2017, 2017.

2087
02:04:58,240 --> 02:05:01,920
So that's when she started telling me like, this is what happened.

2088
02:05:01,920 --> 02:05:07,920
I'm like, wow, I have no recollection of this or the recollection of that, but holy fuck.

2089
02:05:07,920 --> 02:05:14,719
So my ex-girlfriend from high school came back in 2017 and one story short.

2090
02:05:14,719 --> 02:05:23,679
So my wife, not an issue, we're all friends, but I still have a fucking deep interest in

2091
02:05:23,680 --> 02:05:29,440
Japanese culture and my ex-girlfriend taught English in Japan.

2092
02:05:30,880 --> 02:05:34,240
Oh, so when she came back, I was like, really?

2093
02:05:35,520 --> 02:05:37,840
You need to take me to a Japanese restaurant.

2094
02:05:37,840 --> 02:05:41,280
I was like, all right, all right, you need to take me to a Japanese restaurant.

2095
02:05:42,000 --> 02:05:44,720
I got her taken to three Japanese restaurants.

2096
02:05:45,840 --> 02:05:47,200
I know, fucking awesome.

2097
02:05:48,480 --> 02:05:52,560
The first one's like, oh, this was the one I was like, wait, that was great.

2098
02:05:52,560 --> 02:05:54,160
Okay, we'll try the next one.

2099
02:05:54,880 --> 02:05:57,040
All three of them were fucking awesome.

2100
02:05:57,040 --> 02:06:02,880
So and they're like, they're not Koreatown, Midtown Manhattan.

2101
02:06:04,560 --> 02:06:06,560
They're really close to it, but they're not.

2102
02:06:07,360 --> 02:06:13,120
It's fucking weird being a white guy, not knowing shit.

2103
02:06:13,120 --> 02:06:16,640
You're like, oh yeah, that's back to those people over there and that's it.

2104
02:06:17,280 --> 02:06:26,960
And then when we went to the restaurant and they were speaking in whatever language they were,

2105
02:06:28,560 --> 02:06:34,720
apparently it turns out they're speaking Japanese because my ex-girlfriend friend said

2106
02:06:35,520 --> 02:06:38,320
whatever she said, it was in Japanese.

2107
02:06:39,040 --> 02:06:45,520
And you could see the look in their eyes, like that guy, that white guy that goes around to China

2108
02:06:46,320 --> 02:06:53,600
and you could see his YouTube video and he overhears the Chinese video at Chinese Beach.

2109
02:06:53,600 --> 02:06:59,120
He makes the videos and he speaks in Chinese and all the Chinese people like, oh,

2110
02:06:59,760 --> 02:07:03,600
like their eyes wide open and like they really fuck the brush.

2111
02:07:04,640 --> 02:07:11,440
So that's what happened in when my friends spoke in Japanese.

2112
02:07:11,519 --> 02:07:18,639
They were like, oh, so we got treated a little bit better when she spoke to me

2113
02:07:18,639 --> 02:07:21,919
quite similarly, politely.

2114
02:07:21,919 --> 02:07:26,080
And we got fucking, I take care of in three restaurants.

2115
02:07:26,080 --> 02:07:27,120
It was fucking awesome.

2116
02:07:27,120 --> 02:07:27,280
Wow.

2117
02:07:27,280 --> 02:07:28,320
Love it.

2118
02:07:28,320 --> 02:07:29,440
But that was 2018.

2119
02:07:31,040 --> 02:07:33,839
Yeah, that was all three of the times was 2018.

2120
02:07:34,480 --> 02:07:41,120
So now that this got brought up, I'm going to bring it up with my wife who,

2121
02:07:42,800 --> 02:07:50,000
teasingly, I'm going to say this because well, good friends and I fucking throw that in their faces

2122
02:07:50,000 --> 02:07:53,120
because we had a Hawaiian shirt party this summer and

2123
02:07:53,599 --> 02:08:00,000
I chuckle because we're all good friends.

2124
02:08:00,720 --> 02:08:09,519
So my wife's like, you can hang out with them, but you just got to tell them, like, okay.

2125
02:08:10,320 --> 02:08:15,280
And so we went to the Hawaiian shirt party, which is in July.

2126
02:08:16,960 --> 02:08:21,920
We had karaoke for the first time because we didn't have the band.

2127
02:08:23,840 --> 02:08:28,080
Hawaiian shirt party, they had one from New York.

2128
02:08:29,519 --> 02:08:33,760
The people that threw the Hawaiian shirt party, it was like the fourth, I think,

2129
02:08:33,760 --> 02:08:37,760
yes, it was the 40th Hawaiian shirt party that we had.

2130
02:08:37,760 --> 02:08:41,519
So we've been having it since we were like 16, 17.

2131
02:08:42,400 --> 02:08:43,760
That's amazing.

2132
02:08:43,760 --> 02:08:48,160
I think the first time I went was when I was 18, I think, none of us.

2133
02:08:48,880 --> 02:09:01,920
So the guy that was throwing the party from his teenagers years, married a woman,

2134
02:09:01,920 --> 02:09:03,440
had been together for a number of years.

2135
02:09:04,320 --> 02:09:07,519
They'd been throwing them together, well, well, great friends.

2136
02:09:07,519 --> 02:09:09,360
She's an expert for the mind as well.

2137
02:09:09,360 --> 02:09:16,080
Anyway, so they threw the 40th.

2138
02:09:16,880 --> 02:09:23,040
However, for the last like nine years, they've actually had a band, a bar band,

2139
02:09:23,839 --> 02:09:25,839
the loudest fuck.

2140
02:09:25,839 --> 02:09:26,639
Nobody can talk.

2141
02:09:27,679 --> 02:09:28,240
Great.

2142
02:09:28,240 --> 02:09:28,799
Appreciate it.

2143
02:09:29,679 --> 02:09:30,960
Anyway, skip.

2144
02:09:32,639 --> 02:09:36,880
Instead of our band, we had karaoke that time.

2145
02:09:36,880 --> 02:09:39,760
So everybody was able to communicate.

2146
02:09:39,760 --> 02:09:43,840
We didn't have to yell over each other that night.

2147
02:09:51,440 --> 02:09:53,760
We had karaoke.

2148
02:09:53,760 --> 02:10:06,080
And karaoke, my fucking ex-girlfriend friend says, hey, to my wife, you want to sing scrubs

2149
02:10:07,840 --> 02:10:08,160
Okay.

2150
02:10:09,200 --> 02:10:12,480
So the fucking two of them sing scrubs.

2151
02:10:12,480 --> 02:10:13,280
You know that song?

2152
02:10:14,640 --> 02:10:15,280
Yeah.

2153
02:10:15,280 --> 02:10:16,640
I don't want no scrubs.

2154
02:10:17,520 --> 02:10:18,640
Yes, exactly.

2155
02:10:18,640 --> 02:10:20,240
So they sing like a me.

2156
02:10:20,240 --> 02:10:26,880
I think my wife was oblivious to why it was chosen for my fucking friend.

2157
02:10:26,880 --> 02:10:28,000
It's fucking smart.

2158
02:10:29,280 --> 02:10:30,720
She's a Japanese.

2159
02:10:30,720 --> 02:10:35,760
She's the Italian, Irish, English, like I am.

2160
02:10:35,840 --> 02:10:36,960
I'm Italian, Irish.

2161
02:10:36,960 --> 02:10:38,960
I'm an American.

2162
02:10:38,960 --> 02:10:39,840
I'm a broadside.

2163
02:10:39,840 --> 02:10:41,680
When people ask me, oh, where are you from?

2164
02:10:41,680 --> 02:10:43,040
I go on the front of the bar.

2165
02:10:43,040 --> 02:10:44,640
You're like, no, no, no, no, where are you from?

2166
02:10:44,640 --> 02:10:49,520
I'm like, as far as I know, my father's Italian.

2167
02:10:49,520 --> 02:10:51,520
So I'm 50% Italian.

2168
02:10:51,520 --> 02:11:00,160
Like, my mother was British English, British, Jewish, English, Irish.

2169
02:11:00,800 --> 02:11:02,880
So they're like, oh, you're so.

2170
02:11:02,880 --> 02:11:11,040
So my friend told me that years ago, and more recently, I'm like, I don't want me to tell

2171
02:11:11,040 --> 02:11:11,520
me that.

2172
02:11:11,520 --> 02:11:13,760
So we're very, we're similar.

2173
02:11:13,760 --> 02:11:14,880
So we're fucking nuts.

2174
02:11:16,320 --> 02:11:17,440
This looks good.

2175
02:11:17,440 --> 02:11:20,320
So she's fucking singing.

2176
02:11:20,320 --> 02:11:22,000
I don't want no scrubs.

2177
02:11:22,000 --> 02:11:23,920
And my wife's singing along with her.

2178
02:11:23,920 --> 02:11:26,480
I'm like, you people are fucking funny.

2179
02:11:27,120 --> 02:11:36,879
So this crazy fucking nut that my wife and this crazy fucking nut.

2180
02:11:37,440 --> 02:11:38,240
My ex-girlfriend.

2181
02:11:39,599 --> 02:11:40,639
I adore.

2182
02:11:40,639 --> 02:11:45,519
So if you want to, the long story is short.

2183
02:11:45,519 --> 02:11:49,200
And if you want to go to Japan, I'll have the guide.

2184
02:11:50,559 --> 02:11:52,240
So I'm going to leave you with that.

2185
02:11:53,120 --> 02:11:53,759
Love you, Nick.

2186
02:11:54,320 --> 02:11:55,040
Talk to you soon.

2187
02:11:56,480 --> 02:11:57,200
Bye.

2188
02:12:26,480 --> 02:12:53,599
You're too much for me.

2189
02:12:53,680 --> 02:12:58,720
I want you out of my head, out of my bed, out of my heart.

2190
02:12:59,760 --> 02:13:02,720
Look at what you made me do.

2191
02:13:06,080 --> 02:13:07,680
I should be over here.

2192
02:13:11,760 --> 02:13:12,960
You got me thinking.

2193
02:13:24,160 --> 02:13:30,160
Man.

2194
02:13:41,280 --> 02:13:45,600
No.

2195
02:13:45,600 --> 02:13:47,080
I'm gonna lose control

2196
02:13:47,080 --> 02:13:49,160
Baby, I don't wanna be alone

2197
02:13:49,160 --> 02:13:50,760
But if you stay, I don't

2198
02:13:50,760 --> 02:13:52,640
I'm gonna lose control

2199
02:13:52,640 --> 02:13:54,600
Baby, I don't wanna be alone

2200
02:13:54,600 --> 02:13:59,100
But if you stay, I don't

2201
02:13:59,100 --> 02:14:01,100
No, I'm gonna lose control

2202
02:14:09,740 --> 02:14:12,300
I don't wanna lose control

2203
02:14:12,300 --> 02:14:17,380
Monsters in my head they're saying

2204
02:14:23,500 --> 02:14:28,540
Monsters in my head they're saying

2205
02:14:34,500 --> 02:14:39,540
Monsters in my head they're saying

2206
02:14:39,540 --> 02:14:45,540
Say in my head, say in my head

2207
02:15:09,540 --> 02:15:27,540
I tried so hard and got so far and in the end it was just a voice mail

2208
02:15:27,540 --> 02:15:35,540
Hey Nick, oh God what a week I've had

2209
02:15:35,540 --> 02:15:41,540
So a colleague, a nurse, she came up to me

2210
02:15:41,540 --> 02:15:45,540
Kind of flirtation, put her hand on my shoulder and said

2211
02:15:45,540 --> 02:15:50,540
Hey, are you ready for the fall?

2212
02:15:51,540 --> 02:16:13,540
I turned around with a smirk and started talking, you know, all the reasons for prepping and or how the sewer will potentially be one of the safest havens in all the eventual issues

2213
02:16:13,540 --> 02:16:15,540
That's why I'm down here, I'm ready for the fall

2214
02:16:15,540 --> 02:16:18,540
She gave me a completely blank ass stare

2215
02:16:18,540 --> 02:16:22,540
And I realized, oh, she's not with it

2216
02:16:22,540 --> 02:16:31,540
She's just talking about autumn, not the eventual and total collapse of our society

2217
02:16:31,540 --> 02:16:32,540
Yeah, which is happening

2218
02:16:32,540 --> 02:16:35,540
Anyway, go fuck yourself, love you Nick

2219
02:16:35,540 --> 02:16:40,540
Yeah, thanks for the call doc, thanks for the call

2220
02:16:40,540 --> 02:16:43,540
Such a good call

2221
02:16:43,540 --> 02:16:47,540
It's past midnight in the sewer everybody

2222
02:16:47,540 --> 02:16:51,540
We gotta get through this show, this show isn't gonna come an urban legend soon

2223
02:16:51,540 --> 02:16:56,540
Hello Nick the Rat, I'm calling on the advice of Ducky

2224
02:16:56,540 --> 02:17:02,540
And I would like to request tonight, hypo negative black number one

2225
02:17:02,540 --> 02:17:03,540
Thank you

2226
02:17:03,540 --> 02:17:08,540
Black black black black number one

2227
02:17:08,540 --> 02:17:09,540
Hey Nick

2228
02:17:09,540 --> 02:17:10,540
Yes

2229
02:17:10,540 --> 02:17:15,540
I'm gonna close it again, just a network, close it

2230
02:17:15,540 --> 02:17:18,540
What the hell is that infernal beeping?

2231
02:17:18,540 --> 02:17:23,540
Shut it all down, start pulling wires

2232
02:17:23,540 --> 02:17:27,540
I should call IT, adios, mafo

2233
02:17:29,540 --> 02:17:31,540
Call IT

2234
02:17:31,540 --> 02:17:36,540
Open the phone lines man, fall in the sleep here

2235
02:17:36,540 --> 02:17:38,540
I'm sorry bro

2236
02:17:38,540 --> 02:17:42,540
Maybe if you were on that Japanese time, it'd be okay

2237
02:17:49,540 --> 02:17:53,540
Alright well everybody, that was their show tonight

2238
02:17:53,540 --> 02:17:58,540
There was a couple more urban legends I was gonna read but

2239
02:17:59,540 --> 02:18:03,540
Nah, well they're not even good

2240
02:18:04,540 --> 02:18:09,540
Let's see, this one happened to my cousin's co-worker supposedly

2241
02:18:09,540 --> 02:18:14,540
Three weeks into dating a guy from an app, they swap locations

2242
02:18:14,540 --> 02:18:19,540
Quote unquote just for safety, who swaps locations?

2243
02:18:19,540 --> 02:18:22,540
Who would do that?

2244
02:18:22,540 --> 02:18:27,540
Especially with somebody after three weeks, I don't swap locations with people I've known for years

2245
02:18:27,540 --> 02:18:29,540
Person's crazy

2246
02:18:29,540 --> 02:18:36,540
One Thursday, he texts her that he's on his way and then goes quiet for two hours

2247
02:18:36,540 --> 02:18:42,540
She opens the map and his dot is sitting two blocks away from her building, not moving

2248
02:18:42,540 --> 02:18:48,540
She texts him back, you good and gets nothing, so she puts on her shoes and walks down there

2249
02:18:48,540 --> 02:18:55,540
His car is at the curb with the engine running, the headlights on and the driver's door hanging open

2250
02:18:55,540 --> 02:19:01,540
Nobody's in it, her phone buzzes, it's him, don't turn around, I'm right behind you

2251
02:19:01,540 --> 02:19:06,540
She turns around and the streets empty and every window is dark

2252
02:19:06,540 --> 02:19:11,540
She goes back inside of her house and locks everything and opens the map to find him

2253
02:19:11,540 --> 02:19:19,540
His dot isn't at the car anymore, it's in her building and then it's on her floor and it's at her door

2254
02:19:19,540 --> 02:19:23,540
She looks through the peephole and the hallway is empty

2255
02:19:23,540 --> 02:19:27,540
The dot doesn't move, it just sits there for a long time

2256
02:19:27,540 --> 02:19:31,540
In the morning the car is gone and so is his account

2257
02:19:31,540 --> 02:19:40,540
She says, she still checks the map sometimes just to see if it's outside her door again

2258
02:19:40,540 --> 02:19:42,540
Woo-hoo!

2259
02:19:42,540 --> 02:19:46,540
That's a mass lore for you right there, anyway, I'm gonna get out of here

2260
02:19:46,540 --> 02:19:51,540
Next week we have John S. Dvorak, gonna be on live

2261
02:19:51,540 --> 02:19:56,540
We probably won't have a live call in with him, we're gonna spare him that

2262
02:19:56,540 --> 02:19:59,540
But we're gonna have a nice interview, I got a lot of questions to talk to him

2263
02:19:59,540 --> 02:20:05,540
And it's gonna be interesting, he's...

2264
02:20:05,540 --> 02:20:08,540
I think we have a lot of the same hobbies, perhaps, we'll see

2265
02:20:08,540 --> 02:20:13,540
Tune in next week for the big show, anyway, this has been Nick Therat

2266
02:20:13,540 --> 02:20:19,540
I hope you have a lovely spooky rest of the week, keep it spooky

2267
02:20:19,540 --> 02:20:23,540
Halloween's coming man, October is already halfway done

2268
02:20:23,540 --> 02:20:30,540
Make sure you're enjoying the fall from inside of your bunker, I'm inside of my sewer

2269
02:20:30,540 --> 02:20:35,540
And I hope everybody... go grab a pumpkin, maybe...

2270
02:20:35,540 --> 02:20:38,540
I'm gonna probably carve a pumpkin on the show, not next week

2271
02:20:38,540 --> 02:20:41,540
Because you can't really interview somebody while you're carving a pumpkin

2272
02:20:41,540 --> 02:20:44,540
But the week after that I'm gonna carve a pumpkin live on the air

2273
02:20:44,540 --> 02:20:49,540
I got plans for the whole rest of the month, I got plans for the show

2274
02:20:49,540 --> 02:20:55,540
Anyway, we'll be back next week, stay good, love you all, goodnight

2275
02:20:55,540 --> 02:20:58,540
Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

2276
02:21:02,540 --> 02:21:05,540
We got Just Slimy with Unspoken

2277
02:21:06,540 --> 02:21:11,540
All the music's CC by 3.0 on mysamcloudslashlikeslashthright

2278
02:21:11,540 --> 02:21:13,540
We'll see you next week

2279
02:21:15,540 --> 02:21:17,540
Bye

2280
02:21:41,540 --> 02:21:43,540
You

2281
02:22:11,540 --> 02:22:13,540
You

2282
02:22:41,540 --> 02:22:43,540
You

2283
02:23:11,540 --> 02:23:13,540
You

2284
02:23:41,540 --> 02:23:43,540
You

2285
02:24:11,540 --> 02:24:13,540
You

2286
02:24:16,540 --> 02:24:19,540
Hey, where are you? What are you doing in here?

2287
02:24:19,540 --> 02:24:22,540
This place was shut down, abandoned

2288
02:24:23,540 --> 02:24:25,540
Get out of here

2289
02:24:34,540 --> 02:24:38,540
Something you might have heard about mixing pop rocks and soda

2290
02:24:38,540 --> 02:24:43,540
Well, supposedly, they're stomach and your intestines, everything first

2291
02:24:43,540 --> 02:24:47,540
Really? Anyone you know died this way?

2292
02:24:47,540 --> 02:24:51,540
Mikey, from the cereal commercial, give it to Mikey, he'll eat anything

2293
02:24:51,540 --> 02:24:59,540
No, killing animals, rats have rights, buy on veggies, rats have rights

2294
02:25:08,540 --> 02:25:10,540
You